Self-Proclaimed ‘Rock Star’ Mike Bloomberg: ‘I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close’

Posted by on Apr 16, 2014 at 8:58 am
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Apparently spending $50 million trying to disarm Americans has earned Mike Bloomberg a place in heaven. Can this guy’s ego get any bigger?

“I don’t know what your perception is of our reputation, and mine, the name Bloomberg around the country,” he said. But every place he goes, he added, “You’re a rock star. People yelling out of cabs, ‘Hey, way to go!’ ”

Somehow we doubt thee’s ever been a case where someone told the tiny nanny-stater he’s a rock star, but we suppose living in a fantasy world it’s probably happened in his imagination. But wait, it gets better:

But if he senses that he may not have as much time left as he would like, he has little doubt about what would await him at a Judgment Day. Pointing to his work on gun safety, obesity and smoking cessation, he said with a grin: “I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.”


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