Ryan Tannehill’s Insanely Hot Wife Leaves AR-15 in the Back of a Rental Car

Posted by on Jan 16, 2014 at 11:51 am

Who’s Ryan Tannehill, you ask? He’s the quarterback of the Miami Dolphins, but nobody cares about him. This is all about his lovely and charming wife. She’s got all sorts of skills, like posing for hot photos and her shooting ability. In other words, she’s every man’s dreamgirl.

Well, Lauren Tannehill apparently had so much fun at the range one day she absent-mindedly left an AR-15 behind in a rental vehicle. But hey, who are we to judge Mrs. Tannehill? Like you haven’t accidentally left an AR-15 behind?

Lauren Tannehill, the wife of Miami Dolphins starting quarterback Ryan Tannehill, left behind a high-powered rifle when she returned a rental vehicle recently, the Broward Sheriff’s Office said.

Lauren Tannehill, 26, rented a 2013 Nissan Rogue from E-Z Rent-A-Car at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport on Jan. 4 at about 5:50 p.m., the BSO said in an incident report obtained by NBC 6 Wednesday.

She returned about two hours later to swap the Nissan for a different vehicle – but afterward she left behind a LMT AR-15 rifle that was secured in its case in the back seat of the Nissan, the report said.

A person who rented the vehicle later that night discovered the rifle inside the Nissan, and contacted E-Z Rent-A-Car and told them about it. Judith Fleissig, 58, of Rochester, New York was instructed to turn over the weapon to the nearest police station, and on the evening of Jan. 6 she turned the rifle to the Hillsboro Beach Police Department, the report said.

Ryan Tannehill considers what happened a personal matter, Dolphins spokesman Harvey Greene told NBC 6.

No problem, nothing personal, man. Oh, and in case that photo of her shooting isn’t revealing enough, enjoy:


Aw, she even enjoys football.  She even once had Heisman aspirations. We’d vote for her.


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5 Responses to “Ryan Tannehill’s Insanely Hot Wife Leaves AR-15 in the Back of a Rental Car”

  1. Miller on 17/17/14 at 2:39 pm

    Well, she’s certainly a dullard, but…

    1.) Nice to know that E-Z Rent a Car couldn’t be bothered to check out the car before they rented it back out. I bet they would have caught it if she turned the car in with one pint less gas than it was supposed to have, though.

    2.) A .223 is hardly a “high-powered rifle.” Honestly, stooges with no knowledge of firearms should not be allowed to write stories dealing with firearms.

    3.) She *is* cute…

    Carry on. ;)

  2. Jack Mehoff on 19/19/14 at 1:27 am

    Typical hysterical report on a scary firearm.

    A .223 is not high powered, however my 7mm rem mag IS.
    Unless you’re blind or gay, she is smoking HOT.
    She’s in love with me and doesn’t even know it.

  3. Freddie King on 22/22/14 at 9:54 am

    A 223 is a high-velocity small-caliber load, but not “high-powered” in the sense of, say 30-06 or other type of typical hunting rifle.

    That being said, stupid is as stupid does, to quote Forrest Gump’s Mama. In my view, Ms Tannehill is scrawny, unattractive as such, and probably does not resemble a real woman all over….which I find is a disturbing cultural norm with women these days.

  4. Jorge leos on 22/22/14 at 10:44 pm

    I wholely agree with Mr. or Mz Miller regarding press statement. But , no mention was made about how much air pressure was in the tires. It would have been just as idiotic a comment.