Priorities: Obama Sends Out Fundraising Pitch Before Statement on ISIS Beheading

Posted by on Aug 20, 2014 at 12:44 pm
U.S. President Barack Obama smiles as he talks with Pope Francis during a private audience at the Vatican City

He’s probably finishing up an early 18 holes before invariably showing up late to pay lip service to the beheading of an American. But first, some important housekeeping.

In a few minutes, President Obama will address the nation about the beheading of an America by the terrorist group ISIS. But before facing the cameras, Obama sent out a fundraising appeal.

Nothing has ever been more important than fighting for folks like you. You are my priority,” writes Obama.

Wait, golf isn’t more important? Here’s the entire pathetic pitch:


Update:  He actually rushed to the golf course moments after an entirely unmemorable speech:

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One Response to “Priorities: Obama Sends Out Fundraising Pitch Before Statement on ISIS Beheading”

  1. Pass the Hopium Pipe Comrade on 20/20/14 at 1:47 pm

    Chicago Jesus is bored with the world which is not worthy of his immaculate messiah status.
    He will think holes in a boiler plate later to alleviate his boredom with his greatest intellect of all time 180 IQ.