Obama Looking for Babysitters for All His Fresh Illegal Aliens

Posted by on Jun 13, 2014 at 7:40 am

This seems like a perfect opportunity for summer work for Obama’s  Organizing for Action zombies. They’re busy whining about student debt, so this seems like a match made in hell.

Uncle Sam is putting out an urgent call for a platoon of baby sitters who can help deal with the crushing influx of children illegally crossing the border.

With thousands of unaccompanied children making the dangerous trek into the United States from Central America through Mexico, the Bureau of Customs and Border Protection is looking to bring in temporary workers to help process them.

The bureau is seeking workers with training in emergency medicine and non-emergency health care, “child care or juvenile teaching and/or counseling,” according to a June agency memo.

Well, most people associated with Obama are juveniles, so they may qualify.

Thousands of immigrants from Central America have been crossing into Texas illegally at an escalating rate. The number of children pouring in from the region is expected to hit 50,000 this year.

“It’s a humanitarian disaster,” Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) told The Post.

Cornyn said the Border Patrol is inundated.

“They’re playing catchup, but there’s no end in sight,” he said. “The trajectory of the number of people who are being attracted by this impression that we won’t enforce our laws is escalating all the time.”

Cornyn said the number of immigrants from the region could exceed 100,000 by next year and called on President Obama to urge immigrants not to come here.

Good luck with that. You know else who could babysit that doesn’t have a job? His charming wife. Ship her ass down there and she can lecture her husband’s latest imports on proper nutrition. After a day of her they’ll be begging to go back home.

4 Responses to “Obama Looking for Babysitters for All His Fresh Illegal Aliens”

  1. theBuckWheat on 13/13/14 at 9:02 am

    Liberals act as if they hate the US that they would be happy if it could be “fundamentally transformed” into anything else, as long as it was not what it is today.

    We may already have over 100,000 children who have been pushed across our border by their own mothers. What kind of culture does this? Who the hell wants to have that culture here? We cry over the mistreatment of a single child? Where are the crying mothers demanding to know about their own children?

    This is a horrible, horrible human disaster that is the direct consequence of failing to control our own borders.

  2. burt on 13/13/14 at 9:30 am

    Has he tried Hollywood and Beverly Hills? They are Obama friends with plenty of money. Can’t Oprah take 50 or 100? She’s a multi-billionaire.

  3. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) on 13/13/14 at 9:34 am

    Just start feeding them the same thing our schoolchildren are being fed thanks to Mr. Obama’s wife.

    That oughta send those kiddies running back for the border – they eat better in their Third World countries than American schoolkids do these days….

  4. OldmanRick on 13/13/14 at 2:59 pm

    Everyone of these illegal alien children should be transported to spin city east, home to the thought police. Let those responsible for the run at the border care for them.