Uncle Sam is putting out an urgent call for a platoon of baby sitters who can help deal with the crushing influx of children illegally crossing the border.
With thousands of unaccompanied children making the dangerous trek into the United States from Central America through Mexico, the Bureau of Customs and Border Protection is looking to bring in temporary workers to help process them.
The bureau is seeking workers with training in emergency medicine and non-emergency health care, “child care or juvenile teaching and/or counseling,” according to a June agency memo.
Well, most people associated with Obama are juveniles, so they may qualify.
Thousands of immigrants from Central America have been crossing into Texas illegally at an escalating rate. The number of children pouring in from the region is expected to hit 50,000 this year.
“It’s a humanitarian disaster,” Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) told The Post.
Cornyn said the Border Patrol is inundated.
“They’re playing catchup, but there’s no end in sight,” he said. “The trajectory of the number of people who are being attracted by this impression that we won’t enforce our laws is escalating all the time.”
Cornyn said the number of immigrants from the region could exceed 100,000 by next year and called on President Obama to urge immigrants not to come here.
Good luck with that. You know else who could babysit that doesn’t have a job? His charming wife. Ship her ass down there and she can lecture her husband’s latest imports on proper nutrition. After a day of her they’ll be begging to go back home.