Obama: “Every day when I wake up, and I think about young girls in Nigeria”

Posted by on May 09, 2014 at 7:59 am
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Sure he does. Every day when he wakes up for another lavish fundraiser he tells the audience something different.

Flashback:

“I know there’s a lot going on in the world, and the news is filled with images of the Middle East and Japan,” Obama said during an appearance at UPS. “But you should know that keeping the economy growing and making sure jobs are available is the first thing I think about when I wake up every morning. It’s the last thing I think about when I go to bed each night.”

So he used to wake up every morning thinking about jobs. Then millions of them disappeared under his disastrous reign of error. So then he moved on to something else:

“The first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think about when I go to bed is making sure that I’m doing everything I can to keep Americans safe,” Obama said.

He’s done such an awesome job on jobs and terrorism, so now he wakes up thinking about the kidnapped Nigerian girls.

“I have this remarkable title right now — president of the United States,” Obama said. “And yet every day when I wake up, and I think about young girls in Nigeria or children caught up in the conflict in Syria . . . there are times in which I want to reach out and save those kids.”

Maybe he should think about who’s been supplying Boko Haram with weapons and why his former Secretary of State refused to designate them a terrorist group.

When we wake up every day we think of what a two-faced buffoon we have in the White House. In reality, the first thing he clearly thinks of every day is shaking down his idiot supporters.

Roughly 250 supporters attended the event, where tickets ranged between $1,000 and $32,400, according to an invitation obtained by the Sunlight Foundation. According to CBS News’s Mark Knoller, it was the president’s 19th fundraiser of 2014 and his 57th benefitting Democratic candidates this cycle.

 

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20 Responses to “Obama: “Every day when I wake up, and I think about young girls in Nigeria””

  1. Roman Polanski on 9/09/14 at 10:43 am

    Obama: “Every day when I wake up, and I think about young girls in Nigeria”

    Me, too.

  2. Jim Denney on 9/09/14 at 11:00 am

    A pivot to the putter seems more likely. After six years, I’m betting that even Valerie Jarrett’s briefing on “cherished American things we have to destroy today” has lost a bit of allure, especially when it’s delivered at the crack of 11AM.

  3. WaitingForMartel on 9/09/14 at 12:40 pm

    You forgot about when he woke up every morning thinking about ways to plug the hole in the ocean floor.

  4. Some call me.....Tim on 9/09/14 at 1:34 pm

    Sorry, but I don’t believe that he wakes up each morning thinking of Nigerian girls or his favorite putter.

    I’d put my money of Reggie (Love).

  5. SC4Y on 9/09/14 at 1:59 pm

    Just part of his SOP.

    “I wake up every morning thinking about _________.”

    Insert hot, new catch word or phrase…..

    What a Jackass.

  6. daPenguin on 9/09/14 at 4:24 pm

    Slight error in that quote:

    Every day when I wake up, and I think about young BOYS in Nigeria.

    there that’s better

  7. askeptic on 10/10/14 at 8:16 am

    “Every day when I wake up, and I think about young BOYS in Nigeria.”

    Isn’t that a quote from Harry Reid?

  8. Junius on 10/10/14 at 8:17 am

    First thing on Dictator Obama’s mind when he wakes up is “Where are my cigarettes?”

  9. Pazzo Vincitore on 10/10/14 at 10:37 am

    The “every day I wake up…” formulaic is parallel to his “I will not rest until…” How many golf games has he played, how many vacations has he taken since pledging “I will not rest”?

  10. Robert What? on 10/10/14 at 11:30 am

    I was up every morning thinking of young girls between the ages of 18 and 29. Some could be from Nigeria.

  11. Vidkun Quisling on 10/10/14 at 3:43 pm

    This is unfair to Obama. Now that the economy has recovered, everyone who wants a job has one, and the NSA has assured our security, why would he be thinking about those things anymore?

  12. Jose on 10/10/14 at 4:10 pm

    I wonder how many members of Boko Haram Obama would be willing to waterboard to find those girls?

  13. jukin on 10/10/14 at 5:52 pm

    Our news media is THE best. Remeber the” [insert country here] punches above their weight” thing Obama repeated like a moron? Yeah he is a real soooooper jeanus. Just ask him or any of his fluffers.