Hey, it’s the National Enquirer, but let’s face it, they have much more credibility than the so-called mainstream media, who’d never report anything damaging to her anyway. Now let’s watch these media morons shit their pants over the story.
A “boozed-up” Hillary Clinton suffered a secret collapse during a recent vacation – and now worried advisers want her to do a secret stint in rehab before her White House run!
Sources close to the formerFirst Lady and ex-Secretary of State revealed the hush-hush “Rehab Before White House” plan to The National ENQUIRER in advance of Hillary’s formal announcement to be a 2016 presidential candidate, touted for early next year.
A high-level insider told The ENQUIRER: “Hillary’s social drinking has gone out of control!
“In a hushed-up incident, Hillary was too tipsy one night and suffered a secret collapse. One insider said she was ‘boozed-up!’
“Fortunately, she was okay, but no matter how much alcohol she had, it was a clear signal that she needs professional help.”
“Bill, in particular, who wants to see Hillary become president more than anybody, agreed that she must seek help – and they’ve devised a possible ‘cover story’ that she’ll take a few weeks at a ‘spa retreat,’” added another insider.
“Hillary needed to be present for daughter Chelsea giving birth. But after a few weeks of playing doting grandma for the media, they’ll place her somewhere Hillary has no say. However, a small group of trusted long-term aides have been quietly looking into which rehab facility is best for Hillary, a source divulged.