Now It Can Be Told: Hillary’s a Lush

Posted by on Dec 03, 2014 at 7:32 am
Hillary Rodham Clinton

Hey, it’s the National Enquirer, but let’s face it, they have much more credibility than the so-called mainstream media, who’d never report anything damaging to her anyway. Now let’s watch these media morons shit their pants over the story.

A  “boozed-up” Hillary Clinton suffered a secret collapse during a recent vacation – and now worried advisers want her to do a secret stint in rehab before her White House run!

Sources close to the formerFirst Lady and ex-Secretary of State revealed the hush-hush “Rehab Before White House” plan to The National ENQUIRER in advance of Hillary’s formal announcement to be a 2016 presidential candidate, touted for early next year.

A high-level insider told The ENQUIRER: “Hillary’s social drinking has gone out of 

“In a hushed-up incident, Hillary was too tipsy one night and suffered a secret collapse. One insider said she was ‘boozed-up!’

“Fortunately, she was okay, but no matter how much alcohol she had, it was a clear signal that she needs professional help.”

“Bill, in particular, who wants to see Hillary become president more than anybody, agreed that she must seek help – and they’ve devised a 
possible ‘cover story’ that she’ll take a few weeks at a ‘spa retreat,’” added another 

“Hillary needed to be present for daughter Chelsea giving birth. But after a few weeks of playing doting grandma for the media, they’ll place her somewhere Hillary has no say. However, a small group of trusted long-term aides have been quietly looking into which rehab facility is best for Hillary, a source divulged.

Via AoS.

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2 Responses to “Now It Can Be Told: Hillary’s a Lush”

  1. Aarradin on 3/03/14 at 10:44 am

    The National Enquirer broke the Jon Edwards story – potentially saving America from the disgrace of having that sumbitch as POTUS.

    They have more credibility than every outfit in the entire Leftstream media complex.

    That reminds me of a story:

    Senator Fred Thompson was once being pummeled with Leftist idiocy about how George W. Bush was supposedly such a horrible President. He silenced the debate by pointing out, in his characteristic way, that no matter what Bush may or may not have done he was a great American because he saved the United States from having either Al Gore or John Kerry as President, ‘two of the sorriest sum bitches ever to disgrace the Senate’.

    (yeah, that’s a really rough paraphrase, I’m too tired to look it up)

  2. Benson II on 3/03/14 at 10:57 am

    Since when is being a lush, rapist, child pornographer or liar not resume enhancement to run as a Democrat? This has to enhance her chances of being nominated.