National Crisis Averted: Obama Going On Vacation After All

Posted by on Mar 06, 2014 at 9:23 pm

C’mon now, haters, it’s only his third vacation this year and it’s early March already. If you were in the midst of the crisis in Ukraine and staring at a 38% approval, wouldn’t you hit the links?
Besides, reportedly they’re taking the same plane, so savings!

Oddly, this isn’t go over so well with the great unwashed:

Not to mention laughing. Besides, Ukraine is so last weekend.

So pesky racists just want to quibble about money. We see through that:

Amazingly, this was a headline earlier this evening: Ukraine throws wrench into Obama vacation plan. Yes, really:

The White House has not said where Obama planned to stay this weekend, but local media reports said it was the Ocean Reef Club, a private property set on 2,500 tropical acres in Key Largo, in the Florida Keys. For the avid golfer, which Obama is, the property boasts two 18-hole golf courses. There’s also a swimming lagoon, tennis courts, a spa and fitness center, a private airport and more than a dozen restaurants among the club’s varied offerings.

Only the best for The King!

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3 Responses to “National Crisis Averted: Obama Going On Vacation After All”

  1. burt on 7/07/14 at 10:20 am

    Four days of golf in Key Largo. He is like Charlie Rose, if it’s not golf, he doesn’t know!

  2. cactusjack on 7/07/14 at 12:09 pm

    Well, the Dalai Lama is in town. Maybe they’re playing together. I understand he’s a big hitter, the Lama.