“Mom there’s an old guy in the Jacuzzi with this girl and she’s topless and she’s got her legs wrapped around him”

Posted by on Jan 06, 2014 at 9:48 pm
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Well, now, isn’t this classy?

Sleazy Eliot Spitzer turned a resort hot tub into a steamy love cauldron over the weekend — kissing and sucking the toes of his topless mistress, Lis Smith, in front of families with children, mortified witnesses told The Post.

The still-married former Love Gov and Smith, Mayor de Blasio’s ex-mouthpiece, were spied frolicking near the family pool at around 4 p.m. Sunday at the Half Moon family resort in Montego Bay, Jamaica — frolicking near the family pool.

“It was gross,” said a hotel witness, who was vacationing with her family. “She had her top off.”

The disgraced Spitzer — infamous for wearing his signature black knee socks while having sex with hookers — appears to have a bit of a foot fetish as well, according to onlookers.

“He was licking her toes,” the witness said. “She would sit in his lap. Then he’d put her feet in his mouth. He licked her toes and was playing with her feet.”

He also cuddled and whispered sweet nothings into the ear of Smith — a political flack who lost her chance at being a top spokesperson for de Blasio in part because of her relationship with the raunchy Spitzer.

The couple’s public display became a spectacle at the resort, which was frequented by Jack and JFK and Jackie Kennedy when he was during his presidency.

A 10-year-old boy who saw Smith topless in the pool, he ran back to his parents and shouted, “Mom there’s an old guy in the Jacuzzi with this girl and she’s topless and she’s got her legs wrapped around him,” sources said.

The boy’s cries — “He’s sucking on her toes!” alerted other guests, who walked over to catch an eyeful.

Spitzer and Smith checked out of the hotel on Sunday night after a five-day trip that started on New Year’s Day.

Update: For what it’s worth, these lowlifes and their friends deny the story. But they’re professional liars, so we’ll take the word of the 10-year-old.

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10 Responses to ““Mom there’s an old guy in the Jacuzzi with this girl and she’s topless and she’s got her legs wrapped around him””

  1. Kim du Toit on 6/06/14 at 11:34 pm

    The only good thing about all this is that each escapade drives the loathsome Spitzer one more step away from public office.

  2. stonedome on 7/07/14 at 8:09 am

    di blasio’s “former” mouthpiece applying her skills…deblasio’s wife is a “former” lesbian. i thought they were born that way? except when they decide they’re not…these people are all just reprehensible

  3. yujin on 7/07/14 at 9:25 am

    “Much of madness, more of sin, and Horror the soul of the plot.” E.A.Poe. The Conqueror Worm

  4. ChurchSox on 7/07/14 at 9:28 am

    “…[E]ach escapade drives the loathsome Spitzer one more step away from public office.”

    Never mind public office. If he’s behaving like this in full view of children, we should be thinking of ways to drive him further from the public.

  5. Iowa Jim on 7/07/14 at 10:09 am

    they’re professional liars

    Well, Spitzer is a professional lawyer, which sounds like “professional liar”, and, come to think of it, is pretty much the equivalent. Never mind.

  6. runningrn on 7/07/14 at 11:01 am

    Elliot Spitzer put the “ASS” in crASS! Yuck! Those poor kids will be traumatized for life!

  7. James on 7/07/14 at 9:13 pm

    Dear Lord, please make these screwballs go away so that we hear their names no more.