Let the Fun Begin: Bill Clinton Reportedly Has a New ‘Secret’ Buxom Blonde Mistress

Posted by on Jul 22, 2014 at 7:17 am
Hillary Rodham Clinton

Well, let’s look at the upside: We’ve never has a First Husband caught cheating on his wife, so if we’re stuck with the infirmed Hillary Clinton as president we’ll at least have Slick Willie’s hijinx to keep us amused.

Bill Clinton reportedly has a buxom blond mistress who visits so often when Hillary Clinton isn’t home in Chappaqua that the former president’s Secret Service detail have given her an unofficial code name: Energizer.

This is according to Ronald Kessler in “The First Family Detail: Secret Service Agents Reveal the Hidden Lives of Presidents,” due Aug. 5 from Crown Forum.

Kessler is no stranger to the controversies surrounding the Secret Service.

He broke the story that Secret Service agents protecting President Obama in Cartagena, Colombia, hired prostitutes, and put the president in jeopardy.

The book, portions of which I’ve obtained, says none of the normal protocols are followed when Energizer arrives in her SUV, sometimes just minutes after Hillary has left the Westchester house.

Kessler quotes a supervisor informing a new agent: “You don’t stop her, you don’t approach her, you just let her go in.”

Then you ogle her:

Energizer, who is described as charming and friendly, sometimes brought cookies to the agents, according to the book excerpts.

One told Kessler: “It was a warm day, and she was wearing a low-cut tank top, and as she leaned over, her breasts were very exposed. They appeared to be very perky and very new and full…There was no doubt in my mind they were enhanced.”

We have a hunch the Secret Service enjoys the “Energizer” moreso than the crusty old Pantsuit:

Kessler also reveals that Hillary is routinely rude to the agents who are sworn to take a bullet for her.

Because she is so nasty to agents and hostile to law enforcement officers and military officers in general, agents consider being assigned to her detail a form of punishment,” Kessler wrote.

America will be severely punished if we’re dumb enough to install this nasty woman as president.

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9 Responses to “Let the Fun Begin: Bill Clinton Reportedly Has a New ‘Secret’ Buxom Blonde Mistress”

  1. missbosslady on 22/22/14 at 10:54 am

    Please, please, please let Hillary be the nominee!! Better yet, Hillary becomes the nominee only after a bloody battle with Warren and her tribe of OWS devotees.

    Squeee! What fun.

  2. Masturbatin' Pete on 22/22/14 at 11:20 am

    The probability that Monica Lewinsky was Bill’s only side-piece during his eight years in office approaches zero.

    And now? The idea that Bill hasn’t been getting a heroic quantity of poon since he left office is laughable. The miracle is that he’s been able to keep all of that quiet.

  3. Buffalobob on 22/22/14 at 1:04 pm

    “The miracle is that he’s been able to keep all of that quiet”.
    No miracle, just the fawning MSM.

  4. Hepcat on 22/22/14 at 3:48 pm

    As Hillary said on the Today Show in the middle of the Lewinsky scandal, the rumors are all a “Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy”™.

  5. FOAF on 23/23/14 at 1:03 am

    “No miracle, just the fawning MSM”

    Yep. John Edwards had a love child right under their noses, had to be reported by the National Enquirer.