Lefty Morons Fall for Fake Michelle Bachmann Story

Posted by on Jul 28, 2014 at 7:06 am

This stuff keeps happening because they really, really want to believe this nonsense. Do any of these clowns have fact checkers or are they just that stupid?

Think Progress, which is operated by the Soros-funded progressive “idea factory,” the Center for American Progress –  failed to vet a “too good to check” story that claimed Minnesota U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann was pushing “Americanization” labor camps for Central American migrant children. Sounds pretty likely, right?

As the saying goes, if they ever think it would be progress. Here’s a sampler from the fever swamp:

Crazy Eyes Bachmann Wants Central American Children Put In Indoctrination Camps 

So let me see if I have this right. They’re sent to “Americanization camps” which I would call indoctrination facilities. Those little 4 and 5 year old kids are expected to work to earn their keep because businesses could pay them nothing. And as an added bonus, we’ll cook 50,000 or so little God-fearing Republicans in the process!

With compassion like that, who needs beatings?

Yeah, she wants to cook tens of thousands of children. Sheesh. And here comes the update:

Yeah, I got pwned. How sad is it that it was just this side of realistic enough to believe in the first place. When you have a reputation for making outrageous and ridiculous comments, it becomes easier and easier to believe something that should have been dismissed out of hand.

We’re not idiots, she is because she’s stupid or something and it’s like so believable! Good grief.

Fox News house idiot Alan Colmes got in on the action:

Michele Bachmann’s Great Idea For Refugee Children: Labor Camps

Then his update:

My friend Tommy in the comments tells us that the linked source is satire. FFS, I can’t tell anymore. We apologize for the error.

Brilliant stuff, Al. Meanwhile, she’s such a crazy racist it’s all too truthy:

Crazy racist Bachmann story so believable liberal websites fall for parody

Their readers are just about as dumb:

How much you want to bet – these are her words verbatim? Someone is trying to get in front of this before it actually gets out. This sounds just like batshit Bauchmann

Uh huh.

This is actually one of the least crazy and racist things attributed to Bachmann. Like so many in the Tealiban, she defies parody.

Just a helpful reminder who helped get this nonsense going:

Think Progress’ owner, the Center for American Progress, is populated with numerous veterans of the Clinton and Obama administrations.

The best and brightest, of course.

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8 Responses to “Lefty Morons Fall for Fake Michelle Bachmann Story”

  1. maloderous on 28/28/14 at 9:18 am

    Truth doesn’t matter, so long as the headline makes people believe it. That’s the plan.

  2. burt on 28/28/14 at 9:26 am

    Where do you find “fact – checkers” ? I never found one that doesn’t lie like a rug. If someone signs on as Honest Abe, prepare to get ripped off.

  3. The New Civility on 28/28/14 at 9:31 am

    I loves me some Michelle Bachmann. Lefty rat commie pieces of shit, not so much.

  4. bernverdnardo on 28/28/14 at 1:10 pm

    Doesn’t matter that its not true, it will become leftist common knowledge. My dipstick leftard brother is 100% sure Sarah Palin claimed she could see Russia from her house. Its common knowledge. Everyone knows that.

  5. Megalamaniaman on 28/28/14 at 2:26 pm

    Most leftest have an obsession with ‘Race’ and like to throw the word around. You know, label someone a ‘racisrt’ and discredit them. There is a lot of power in being offended and I am offended by sodomites. So in order to improve my work area all sodomites will have to hide their faggotness while at work. Lock and load, drop them where they stand. Thank God homos can not pro create.

  6. Dale on 28/28/14 at 6:45 pm

    “Think Progress”… A great oxymoron !

    Progressives are capable of thought ? Surely, you jest !

  7. libslie on 29/29/14 at 3:29 am

    These “tolerant, pro women” leftist fascists are so twisted, so mentally ill, so FULL of HATE that they PROJECT their true feelings onto those they perceive as enemies. Projection is very common with the mentally ill.