Kate Upton Hates Her Breasts

Posted by on Apr 13, 2014 at 9:22 am

They’re two of the biggest stars in fashion, double-billing on the covers of Sports Illustrated, Vogue and Vanity Fair and lusted over by countless admirers — still, Kate Upton can’t stand them.

“I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs,” the supermodel and actress tells Britain’s The Sun on Sunday.

“Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up,” she confesses of her two biggest assets.

At least twice a day she wishes she were smaller up top, Upton, 21, admits. “But the grass is always greener, as they say!”

If only they were a little more like . . . earrings, the covergirl muses of her natural-born 34-D’s.

“If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons.”

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3 Responses to “Kate Upton Hates Her Breasts”

  1. John on 13/13/14 at 10:06 am

    She might as well have said she hates world peace and adorable kittens.

    (Of course, levels of dislike are relative; if Kate really hated them was a passion, as a now legal adult she could take them down to the size of the last famous model named Kate — Moss — while possibly sacrificing her current income levels, or she could go on a starvation diet like other models or Jennifer Connolly, who basically diets away the assets that people remember from her early movie career. I’d guess if she ever does anything to the girls, it won’t be until after she’s lost her title as the No. 1 cover girl.)