‘I always wanted breasts’ — boob job a girl’s dream come true

Posted by on Apr 28, 2014 at 7:31 am
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Pretty, skinny and 5-foot-8, Danielle is a 31-year-old actress who performs stand-up comedy, appears in TV commercials, enjoys the company of a loving man and lives on Manhattan’s Upper East Side.

Yet something has been missing from her charmed life.

Actually, two things.

“I always wanted breasts,’’ she told me.

“If I were a man, I would be obsessed with breasts,’’ said Danielle, who asked me not to reveal her full name or show her face out of fear that a disclosure about her physical shortcomings might harm her career.

But she shows off her body with a zeal normally displayed by pin-up girls and porn stars.

Last month, Danielle visited the Park Avenue office of plastic surgeon Dr. Scott Newman. A few hours and just over $10,000 later, her wish came true.

After receiving silicone implants, Danielle’s breasts grew from a delicate 32B bra size to a voluptuous 32D.

“I’m so happy now. It’s amazing!’’ said Danielle, whose relationship with a 29-year-old comedian is growing serious. She thanks her new additions.

“They changed me.’’

 

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8 Responses to “‘I always wanted breasts’ — boob job a girl’s dream come true”

  1. theBuckWheat on 28/28/14 at 8:58 pm

    Thus showing that feminism is a bankrupt fad, like maybe phrenology, which is also about bumps. I feel sorry for any woman if her self-identity is so tied up in her mammary glands.

  2. Truman North, moron emeritus on 28/28/14 at 9:20 pm

    As soon as they can do really good dick jobs, vaginal intercourse will cease to exist. And we’ll all need wheel barrels.

  3. Older Frog on 28/28/14 at 9:37 pm

    I’m a middle aged guy who hates to see young women disfigure themselves with boob jobs. I love smaller ones and married a slender smaller chested woman and after 33 yrs she still looks better than most other women who have 36Ds that hang to the ground (ugh). The cutest woman I know is a slender chica with probably A cups (I don’t ask). I just wish the braless look was back in style for these little hotties.

  4. comatus on 29/29/14 at 7:02 am

    Truman North “wheel barrels” — caught you wearing that Froodian slip again…

    These items are always a fresh excuse for wannabe Nice Men to engage in a little, wait for it, breast-beating.

  5. gypciz on 29/29/14 at 1:25 pm

    I am a 61 year old female who is SO HAPPY that I did’t get my average sized boobs “super sized” lest they be hanging down to my navel now. Since I exercise they are almost as firm as they’ve always been & Hubby likes them just fine!!