Failed President Now Helpfully Offering GOP Advice

Posted by on Jul 03, 2014 at 7:58 am
stfu

Where would the Republicans be without their political enemies graciously offering them advice? Especially from the worst president in modern American history.

He’s just babbling now but for some reason the media takes him seriously.

President Obama on Wednesday predicted the Republican Party would have to “move back to the center” if it ever wanted to win another presidential election.

During an interview with “Marketplace radio show, Obama defended his recent effort to sidestep Congress on a number of issues this year in the face of inaction.

He said Republicans are unable to carry out “basic functions of government,” pointing to the failure to pass immigration reform and the government shutdown last year.

“I don’t think this is a permanent state of affairs,” he said. “I think over time the Republican Party will move back to the center, mainly because if they don’t, they’ll never win the presidency again.”

Translation: Go along with me and good things will happen, or something. And to think there are some weak-kneed Republicans who probably believe this nonsense.

 

 

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6 Responses to “Failed President Now Helpfully Offering GOP Advice”

  1. RickZ on 3/03/14 at 9:32 am

    Someone should tell President Hissy Fit that gridlock was built into our system of Government by the Founders, to prevent radicalism from either end of the spectrum. (404Care is a prime example of what goes wrong when there is no debate, no negotiations over bills/laws.) President Cupcake should suck it up and deal with it instead of whining like a little man-child. Maybe he should, you know, actually try negotiating instead of dictating? Yeah, right, like that’ll ever happen, not with the ‘I won!’ #occupying the Oval Office.

  2. biancaneve on 3/03/14 at 9:52 am

    Obama has two methods for dealing with Republicans: 1 – concern trolling; 2 – “Just agree to have sex with me and then I won’t have to rape you.”

  3. Blacque Jacques Shellacque on 3/03/14 at 1:54 pm

    “President Obama on Wednesday predicted the Republican Party would have to ‘move back to the center’ if it ever wanted to win another presidential election.”

    Moving toward the center is the reason why they’ve been losing.

  4. Tim on 3/03/14 at 4:17 pm

    He said Republicans are unable to carry out “basic functions of government,” pointing to the failure to pass immigration reform and the government shutdown last year.

    Said the man whose Democrat Senate has yet to submit a budget for what, 6 years running?

  5. jukin on 4/04/14 at 3:16 pm

    President “Fecal Touch” tell me turn left I know with 100% certainty turning right is the correct decision.