Democrat Lunatic Alan Grayson Really Upset We Called Him a Lunatic

Posted by on Mar 26, 2014 at 1:09 pm

Via David Freddoso’s Conservative Intel comes the news we’re now being named in fundraising emails from that maniac Alan Grayson. So very humbling. We’ll just keep the important part, so go check out he entire desperate letter at the link.

Dear Friend:

I understand that you have to have a thick skin to be in politics. But I’m starting to think that I need an elephant’s hide. Or a flak jacket. Or both.

Recently, Tea Party star Joe the Plumber called me a “piece of nose slime.” Former Rep. Allen West revealed on national television that he “prays for my defeat.” Fox News propagandist Bill O’Reilly called me “crazy.” Former Gov. Mike Huckabee called my supporters “sick puppies.” So how long was it going to be, before national radio host Mark Levin chimed in and called me a “circus clown”?

If vicious personal attacks like calling a Member of Congress a “circus clown” make you feel ill, then click here, and give us the support we need to fight back.

For what it’s worth, I like circus clowns. I love the way that dozens of them pop out of those tiny little cars. My kids enjoy the suitcase gags, the juggling, and the magic tricks. But regardless of my affection for circus clowns, I am not one of them. Rather, I am a progressive, and the “most effective Member of Congress,” according to Slate magazine. Which is precisely why Mark Levin is calling me a circus clown. If I weren’t so effective, then they would ignore me.

And Mark Levin has an audience – a gullible audience, but nevertheless, an audience. Each week, 7.5 million people listen to his radio show. That’s the same number as Glenn Beck’s.

Lest you think that this is an isolated instance, an anomaly of some kind, here are some other harsh terms that right-wingers have flung at me during the merry month of March alone:

  • “Chief Maggot of All Liberal Lowlifes” (
  • “loudmouthed maverick liberal” (
  • “pretty big POS” (
  • “bad caveman” (
  • “loathsome pest” ( again)
  • “Lunatic” (“Jammie Wearing Fools”)
  • “Shrek look-a-like” (

I know what you may be thinking: “Sticks and stones will break Alan’s bones, but names will never hurt him.” Except they will hurt, because the website has over four million visitors each month. has had over a million. These right-wing TV shows, radio shows and websites are running a conscious and coordinated smear campaign to prevent my reelection.

Frankly, calling him a lunatic is fairly tame. We’d upgrade the insults but this is a family-friendly site. Oh, and we haven’t coordinated with anyone, by the way. It’s quite obvious to many Grayson’s out of his mind and makes an easy target. That’s his problem.

15 Responses to “Democrat Lunatic Alan Grayson Really Upset We Called Him a Lunatic”

  1. mike191 on 26/26/14 at 5:34 pm

    Paging pathogenic Grayson: how is the divorce going? Domestic violence employed by a coward on his wife is a sure bet to garner monies, for “the war on women,”,that the dems herald.

  2. Brendon Carr on 26/26/14 at 7:28 pm

    I wonder if, in Democratic circles, it’s a good idea to remind your voters that you’re a loathsome pest, or a pretty big POS.

  3. Burn the Witch on 27/27/14 at 9:10 am

    Gawker is a right wing website?

    Not only is this guy batshit crazy, he’s violent and whiny.

  4. Mino on 27/27/14 at 9:20 am

    Really? He’s crying about being called a circus clown, a lunatic and a caveman? Someone should email him this link from zomblog detailing just some of the awful things his PROGRESSIVE friends and allies called Bush when he was PRESIDENT (guess you only command respect when you’re a Congressman or a half-black President, and not when you’re a Republican President, eh?)

  5. Drumwaster on 27/27/14 at 10:55 am

    “The one constant in all your failures is YOU.”

    Sounds like Cray-cray Grayson needs to have that tattooed on the inside of his eyelids…

  6. Uncle Monkey on 27/27/14 at 11:29 am

    And yet in his little sob-fest he calls Levin’s audience “gullible”.

    We’ve heard what comes out of his mouth.

    Project much Alan? Or should I say: Oook ugh-ugh Alan?

  7. Lunatics and loathsome pests everywhere on 27/27/14 at 11:38 am

    Please don’t associate him with us. We would like to retain our dignity, such as it is.

  8. Father Confessor on 29/29/14 at 2:08 pm

    “Shrek Look-alike” !!! That’s why I thought he looked familiar! Oh, my! Yes. Now I see the resemblance.

  9. Manfred Gooseberry on 31/31/14 at 12:49 am

    Comrade kommissar Grayson shouldn’t throw stones if he lives in a glass house.

  10. SNuss on 31/31/14 at 9:38 am

    I agree, calling Grayson a lunatic is insulting….. to those disturbed individuals who have treatable mental issues. His ‘insanity’ is completely self-inflicted and voluntary. He is better described as a hemorrhoid.