Bill Clinton Says It Took Brain-Damaged Hillary Six Months to Recover From Head Injury

Posted by on May 15, 2014 at 7:49 am
Hillary Rodham Clinton

How dare Karl Rove question her health! Why, it only took six months for her to recover after her mysterious fall. Allegedly.

Bill Clinton did more today than defend his wife, Hillary Clinton, from recent accusations leveled by GOP strategist Karl Rove that she suffered brain damage after falling in December 2012.

The former president revealed that his wife’s injury “required six months of very serious work to get over,” he said during a question-and-answer session at the Peterson Foundation in Washington.

“They went to all this trouble to say she had staged what was a terrible concussion that required six months of very serious work to get over,” he said. “It’s something she never low-balled with the American people, never tried to pretend it didn’t happen.”

But Bill Clinton’s timeline appears to differ from official comments from the State Department at the time.

“Judging by the woman we saw this morning and the workload that she’s got she seems to be fully recovered,” spokeswoman Victoria Nuland told reporters at a State Department briefing Jan. 7, 2013, about a month after Hillary Clinton’s fall and concussion occurred.

Obviously that was a lie. So if they were lying then and Bill Clinton clearly contradicts all earlier stories, how do we know she’s recovered now?

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5 Responses to “Bill Clinton Says It Took Brain-Damaged Hillary Six Months to Recover From Head Injury”

  1. Zombie John Gotti on 15/15/14 at 8:56 am

    “Obviously that was a lie. So if they were lying then and Bill Clinton clearly contradicts all earlier stories, how do we know she’s recovered now?

    Racist! Or sexist! Or whatever -ist! you want to go with.

  2. SNuss on 15/15/14 at 11:13 am

    Two questions. Is Bill Clinton really a trustworthy source for ANY information, and, aren’t ALL Liberals already brain-damaged, to some extent?

  3. What Difference Does It Make on 15/15/14 at 11:50 am

    What a coincidence the recovery happened just in time for the Benghazi hearing. This comment is racist, sexist, intolerant, and a thought crime. It is not approved by re-education czar Comrade Kommissar Billy “POS” Ayers.

  4. Advo on 15/15/14 at 12:30 pm

    Whatever the veracity of Clinton’s health claims, we still know more about Hillary’s health than Obama’s health. Dear Leader’s health status is locked up as tightly as his college records.