‘Belligerent’ Douchebag Alec Baldwin Screamed at Police During NYC Arrest

Posted by on May 13, 2014 at 1:07 pm

Can’t we just have this notorious racist homophobe and overall menace to society locked up? Or does he just exist to provide us comic relief?

Hot-headed actor Alec Baldwin was busted and cuffed Tuesday morning after riding his bicycle the wrong way up Fifth Avenue and then swearing at two female cops who pulled him over — later griping, “How old are these officers? They don’t know who I am?”

The cantankerous “30 Rock” star was peddling northbound about 10:15 a.m. when the cops spotted him from their patrol car and stopped him near East 16th Street, law-enforcement sources said.

Baldwin blew his top at the cops when they questioned him, the sources said.

“He became belligerent, yelling and screaming at the officers: ‘I don’t have ID. Just give me the f—g summonses,’” a source said.

Baldwin ironically used to appear in the “What’s in your wallet?” commercials for Capital One bank.

The always charming Baldwin played the “Don’t you know who I am?” card after the arrest.

But the foul-mouthed Baldwin didn’t stop arguing over his arrest once he arrived at the E. 21st St. stationhouse.

“How old are these officers?” he growled. “They don’t even know who I am.”

He was issued summonses for riding a bicycle the wrong way on a street and disorderly conduct before he was released.

Baldwin stormed into his East Village apartment building moments after his wife, Hilaria – who was holding the couple’s child – without commenting to reporters standing outside.

Yeah, until he lost that gig for being an asshole, repeatedly.

The always classy liberal took to Twitter to let us know he’s got the arresting officer’s badge number:

How douchy.

It’s funny, we though after Baldwin’s last meltdown he was leaving New York:

Let’s hope he got another ticket for looking like this in public:
There may well be a government program that can handle Baldwin’s desire to shed his excess poundage:

The federal government is spending more than $1.5 million to research how “bicycle trains” and “walking school buses” can help obese children lose weight.

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) is currently funding two studies to a researcher at Seattle Children’s Hospital, both of which aim to get more children to stop riding the school bus.

Dr. Jason Mendoza has received $405,835 for a pilot study on “bicycle trains,” or a group of kids who bike to school with adult chaperons. The project is billed as a “low-cost, practical program to reduce risk of obesity for at-risk children.”

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3 Responses to “‘Belligerent’ Douchebag Alec Baldwin Screamed at Police During NYC Arrest”

  1. J.J. Sefton on 13/13/14 at 5:22 pm

    Notice the truck in the background behind the police car:



  2. Weimar Wheelbarrow on 14/14/14 at 1:00 pm

    Don’t they know Baldwin is the greatest thespian ever. He is riding his bike to save the world from the *evil* internal combustion engine. Comrade Baldwin deserves a medal from Dear Leader Messiah for his efforts to save the world. He will award one as soon as the lowers the ocean levels and heals the planet.

  3. Steve Cooney on 14/14/14 at 4:13 pm

    OK, sure, Alec is a douchebag. Really, who except possibly his mom would argue otherwise? Still, like the broken clock that is right twice a day, I believe he is correct in at least one regard. His statement calling NYC a “…mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign” is absolutely correct. Riding your bike the wrong way is grounds to occupy the time and attention of several police officers? Geez… On the other hand, Alec himself is a huge supporter of the Nanny State, as seen in his repeated assurances of love for various liberal Democratic a-holes. In fact, NYC’s new mayor, Bill De Blasio, is a prime example of this frighteningly prolific life form. So to Alec, and all other NYC’ers who voted for DeBlasio – LIVE WITH IT! You wanted communism, you got it – in spades. Communism requires the bootheel of government to be placed firmly on the throats of the governed. Alec, I have no idea why you ever thought that was a good idea, but you did. You voted for it, and urged others to do the same. Now you have it, so revel in it. Off to the Gulag with you, Useful Idiot!!