As Russia Steamrolls Through Crimea, Gay and Lesbian Troops Perform in Drag on American Military Base

Posted by on Mar 03, 2014 at 2:17 pm

Who cares that we’re a world laughingstock? We’re celebrating diversity, bitches!

Troops based at the Kadena Air Base in Japan know how to party. On Saturday, six gay and straight service members applied some of their finest makeup and lip synced to “I Wanna Dance with Somebody” in what is believed to be first drag queen and king show on an American military base. The show was thrown in support for the base’s recently formed OutServe-SLDN chapter, a nonprofit advocacy group for the army’s LGBT community.

Navy Lt. Marissa Greene told Stars and Stripes she only expected to sell 75 tickets for the variety show, but ended up selling more than 400 in ten days. The event went through the same approval process as other on-base fundraisers go through, with the only caveat being that it was not allowed to be labeled a “drag show” in its publicity materials. The show was warmly received by spectators, who rocked out to performances by the likes of Manny Nuff and Chocolate Sunrise (“a crowd favorite,” the website notes.)

Meanwhile, fress off trying to get a Canadian to sign up for ObamaCare, the White House enlisted Crazy Uncle Joe to ring up Dmitri Medvedev in a desperate attempt to look relevant. We are so boned.

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