“Your haircut got me a threesome!”

Posted by on Oct 17, 2013 at 8:13 am

Who knew a mere haircut could turn someone into an irresistible sex magnet?

Manhattan hairdresser Mischa G laughs out loud at the grateful message from a client thanking her for the look she crafted for him the previous day.

“Your haircut got me a threesome!” texts Philip McElroy, a 21-year-old Hunter College student. A few seconds later, he follows up with: “Next time, I’ll give you a bigger tip!”

Reviews like this are all in a day’s work for the Bumble and Bumble stylist, who sported a distinctive bright yellow-dyed beehive when she spoke with The Post but likes to change up her look every day.

Thirty-year-old Mischa Gobie (professionally, she goes by the initial G for her last name) is the creator of “The Get Laid Haircut,” a term she coined herself.

Unlike “The Rachel,” “The Kate” or “The Clooney,” the GLH is not modeled on a celebrity. “The look” varies from person to person, and might include a sultry bang here, a straytendril there.

Ask any Mischa devotee and they’ll swear it gets results in the bedroom. Fireworks might not necessarily explode the same day — “actually, most people find they look their best after it [the style] has settled down a bit on day two or day three,” she stresses.

New York City matchmaker Amy Van Doran is so convinced by the powers of “The Get Laid Haircut,” she instructs all her clients to shell out $110 for the complete cut and blow-out package, which usually amounts to $150 including tip, before sending them out on dates.

So keep up your hopes, folks. Even a schlub like this is now allegedly getting double-teamed, and all he had to do was clean himself up a bit:

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4 Responses to ““Your haircut got me a threesome!””

  1. cas127 on 18/18/13 at 6:59 pm

    Brainless dweeb found in Witless Story

    (HT NY Post, of “Headless Corpse found in Topless Bar” fame…)