White House Threatens Bob Woodward, JournoList Juicebox Mafia Forms Human Shield Around God King Obama

Posted by on Feb 28, 2013 at 7:53 am
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Bob Woodward helped take down Richard Nixon, but that was so like 40 years ago. Most of the current lapdog media was in diapers back then or their parents hadn’t even met yet. These buffoons worship at the altar of Barack Obama and there’s nothing, absolutely nothing, that will shake their loyalty to him. You could have video evidence of Obama raping a 10-year-old on the White House lawn and their first reaction would be that the tape must be edited.

Wednesday night provided us with all the evidence we needed to know there’s no level of depravity the Juiceboxers won’t sink to in order to protect their God.

We jokingly suggested on Twitter that the left would be whispering about Woodward’s age. Sure enough:

And it’s always a good time to slip in a “teabagger” joke.

Classy.

National Review’s Jim Geraghty knows how they roll:

CNN’s token black guy Roland Martin gets in on the action. Don’t confuse him with any facts.

You know the White House is concerned when they trot out their own henchpersons to do their dirty work.

Even David Plouffe, who rarely uses Twitter, sprung into action:

Read: Woodward is a doddering old man, so ignore him. Please!

Yup, they’re worried.

Today’s media knows RuleĀ  No. 1 is to protect Obama at all times. Job No. 2 is to destroy anyone not following Rule No. 1.

Even the pre-Juiceboxers, let’s call them Sippy-Cuppers, know the rules.

Another Sippy-Cupper tells Woodward he’s got to toughen up.

That’s a stenographer, not a journalist:

Just a pitiful display. Expect the full-court press against Woodward to ramp up today. He must be destroyed. By any means necessary.

13 Responses to “White House Threatens Bob Woodward, JournoList Juicebox Mafia Forms Human Shield Around God King Obama”

  1. Prefounder on 28/28/13 at 9:17 am

    woodward shmoodsward. He is very happy to make this moment in time all about himself vs the tppic at hand therby providing media a red herring to discuss. NO SALE ( typos left in as I feel lazy to bother coredcting in silly must go back mode ) kiss my ass bobby
    this aint about you or media at all

  2. Rory on 28/28/13 at 9:36 am

    Always great to see what Roland Martin has to say, remember he’s the guy that advocated beating any gay guy who was turned on by that David Beckham ad then lied and said he was only advocating beating soccer fans to death.
    Keep in mind this is from a man who wears a bright orange ascot in his publicity photos.

  3. Marcus on 28/28/13 at 10:00 am

    The comments by Woodward are only interesting in the commentary they provoke from Obama’s Media Fanboys.

    It’s like turning on the lights and watching the cockroaches run.

    Have you ever seen so much sippy-cup dribbling emotional slop from the media.

    Please stop before they cry or wet themselves. Some more.

  4. rich b on 28/28/13 at 10:53 am

    The “Idiocracy” Mike Judge predicted in his movie several ago has come to fruition. The only difference between his movie and reality is it took ten years instead of five-hundred.

    As far as Berry Omama, he’s the logical end result of being raised to hate America by several card carrying Communists and a pedophile. Toss in a lifetime of Affirmative Action that’s allowed him to avoid any real challenges or effort and we see the consequences. Not having a true Father and Mother who gave a shit have seriously fucked the man up. And ALL Americans are paying the price.

    It’s so obvious Stevie Wonder could see it.

  5. Doc on 28/28/13 at 11:42 am

    Do others see the extent of the racism displayed by the media concerning Obama. It seems to me that they expect less and or something different from Obama than they did other POTUS’s. Why is that? I say its racism…he isn’t stupid like Hagel, Slo’Joe says he doesn’t smell, so what is it if not racism? Why do they hold him to a different standard? Well maybe it’s that they are brainwashed by colleges to the point that they actually believe affirmative action is good.

  6. zombie Sen. Robert 'sheets' Byrd (D-Hell) on 28/28/13 at 12:30 pm

    Prefounder on 28/28/13 at 9:17 am
    this aint about you or media at all

    Of course. It was, is, and ever shall be all about your Dear Leader. And anyone who dares question the Dear Leader is guilty…..of questioning the Dear leader.

    Untwist your panties. Woodward is usually right there with you in the chorus. This is a case of lies so henious they made a maggot gag. Congratulations.

    Teachers being cancelled, flights given pink slips, storms will have to reduce training and the border will be closed for business. Or open. And your dear leader turned loose violent criminals as a stunt.
    And all because of the horrid notion that the next INCREASE in spending won’t be as much as they wanted. Because no one is talking about spending less year to year. No one is talking about the same. They’re whining over a reduction in the increase.

  7. Prefounder on 1/01/13 at 7:08 am

    Dear Zombie,
    I did not vote for him, he is not my leader.
    I can’t stand woodward never have nor do I sing with him.
    He is a leftist always has been, but you feel free to lend
    him a shoulder to cry on I sure won’t. He got bit by the snake
    he lays with yawnnnnn. As far as my panties…….

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