To get all you fatties into fighting shape the Tiny Tyrant will be personally coordinating daily menus for New Yorkers with strict caloric limits. If you slip up and have even an extra cookie he’ll be sending Michelle Obama and her food enforcers after you.
Meet Mayor Bloomberg, diet guru.
Only you’re probably not going to like his advice for losing weight — just eat less.
“If you eat less than 2,000 calories you’ll lose weight,” the mayor said on his weekly WOR radio show today. “If you eat more than 2,000 calories, you’ll gain weight. Now some things metabolize more quickly than others. And everyone says I should go on this kind of diet or that kind of diet. Don’t eat and you’ll lose weight.”
Fucking genius. How is it nobody ever thought of this before?