TSA Hard On Sex Toys: “It seemed unprofessional, and a little creepy”

Posted by on Mar 04, 2013 at 8:07 am

The TSA unprofessional and creepy? Whodathunkit?

Airport-security screeners apparently get a kink out of rifling through your sexy baggage.

“My checked bag is searched almost every time I fly. I guess I’m just lucky, or look suspicious!” said sex blogger Rori Sweet of the DC area.

Kitty Stryker, a California sex educator, added, “They always go through my bag!”

Sex-toy fans usually know when their bags are searched because federal Transportation Security Administration baggage screeners leave official printed notices behind.

Sex-toy peddler Vicki Kriner said one cheeky TSA screener even signed his search notice.

“His name was Jim, and he dotted the ‘i’ with a heart,” Kriner said. “The note said to have a nice day and had a smiley face scrawled next to it.”

“It seemed unprofessional, and a little creepy,” she said.

The TSA acknowledges that there’s nothing illegal about traveling with the devices.

Vibrators and dildos are OK in carry-ons, as long as they’re under 7 inches long, TSA rules say.

3 Responses to “TSA Hard On Sex Toys: “It seemed unprofessional, and a little creepy””

  1. Blue Hen on 4/04/13 at 9:29 am

    And now that rethuglickans invented the sequester and forced, yes forced the dear leader to sign it (at assault weapon point of course) these guardians of virtue may be stymied. Will the horror never end?

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  3. Chris W. on 5/05/13 at 8:55 am

    “Vibrators and dildos are OK in carry-ons, as long as they’re under 7 inches long, TSA rules say.”

    Looks like your mom has to take Greyhound instead.