The hero of the low-information set is upset his moonbat sister was such a dreadful candidate she couldn’t beat Mark Sanford. Oh well.
“I gotta tell you, tonight I am angry, and for once that doesn’t make me happy,” comedian Stephen Colbert said during his show’s opening. “And I think you know why. My sister lost!”
Colbert’s sister, Elizabeth Colbert-Busch, lost in Tuesday’s congressional special election to disgraced former South Carolina governor Mark Sanford.
Colbert admitted to his audience that the voters of his home state had spoken, but that he felt betrayed.
“If they’re going to turn their back on my family, I’m going to turn my back on South Carolina,” Colbert said, suggesting that he would switch allegiances to North Carolina.
After gagging over North Carolina barbecue, Colbert changed his mind.
“I can’t do it. I love South Carolina too much. And I love my sister. And I’m so proud of her.” Colbert said, wondering where she went wrong in the campaign.
Can someone tell us how it was determined that this buffoon was funny? Because a bunch of braindead college kids whoop it up on cue?