Shocker: Pajama Boy Is an Obama OFA Zombie Named Ethan Krupp

Posted by on Dec 19, 2013 at 2:38 pm

We know, you never saw this coming. He’s so proud of himself he deep-sixed his Twitter account. He still exists for the time being on Linked In.


You’ll also be shocked he’s a graduate of the University of Wisconsin, breeding ground of Moonbat Central.

We should have remembered he starred in this video.

We saw someone on Twitter earlier noting he indeed does live with his parents. But of course. Now he’s famous as a national laughingstock. Since he also starred in OFA spots for Thanksgiving and Hanukkah, we can’t wait for him to follow-up his Christmas smash hit with a Kwanzaa spot. Now that’ll be comedy gold.

Here’s Ethan in action:

Charlie Spiering (and others) noticed Krupp is deleting his entire social media existence. Obviously out of humiliation. A shame he’s send all this real-world experience out the window:

Marketing Intern
Squeaky Wheel Media
May 2012 – August 2012 (4 months)New York City

• Created a Social Media Best Practices guidebook for clients managing their Twitter, Facebook, Google+, Pinterest and Youtube accounts
• Manage company Facebook and Twitter, adding over 100 followers in the 3 month stint
• Write blog posts for the company WordPress, specifically two posts (Top 5 Brand Using Pinterest, Funny or Advertise, The New Branding Trend) which were well shared among industry tweeters
• Conduct Social Media Measurements and collect Web Statistics for Squeaky and its clients
• Research potential clients and competitors by comparing web statistics and Social Media influence, creating scores of competitive analysis documents meant for those potential clients
• Apply Squeaky for new advertising awards

He was even a Party Co-Director at Madison. Fabulous!

All Campus Party Co-Director
Wisconsin Alumni Student Board
April 2011 – May 2012 (1 year 2 months)University of Wisconsin, Madison

• Lead a team of 25 students to organize the nation’s largest student-run, alcohol-alternative celebration, lasting a full week in April

• Club Bucky: A outdoor dance party, covered by a tent, with over 2,000 attendees
• Wear Red Get Fed: Feed over 15,000 students on campus
• Manage a budget of over $100,000
• Organize over 100 student organizations to participate in the week long celebration
• Oversee a full PR integrated campaign with digital, social media, print and video elements.

Club Bucky must have been a blast.

He was even a salesman before pimping ObamaCare:

Lake Shore Roses
May 2011 – August 2011 (4 months)Chicago, IL

• Sell roses at graduations and dance recitals in the North suburban area. Part of the proceeds go towards a charity called Supplies for Dreams.

Before this afternoon, he was a real social media maven:


Specialties: • Advertising, marketing, public relations, management, social media, event planning.
• Excels at managing professional social media accounts, including Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, Google+, blogs and YouTube accounts.
• Proficient in MS Excel, Word, PowerPoint, Adobe Dreamweaver, Adobe Fireworks, Adobe Photoshop, Adobe InDesign, iMovie, iDVD, iPhoto.

And last, but not least, he’s a Cubs fan.


9 Responses to “Shocker: Pajama Boy Is an Obama OFA Zombie Named Ethan Krupp”

  1. jukin on 19/19/13 at 2:59 pm

    The punks at OFA are trolling us with that whole “we joined a cult” thing. Could there be anything more cultish than OFA? Well except for islam.

  2. Funeral Guy on 19/19/13 at 10:28 pm

    I know a guy can’t help it if he looks effeminate, but I get the feeling Ethan puts some effort into appearing twee.

  3. The Madison Misnomer on 22/22/13 at 1:19 am

    Why are we having less sex? Why are study after study showing troubling declines not only in pre-marital sex but in teenage pregnancies, sexually transmitted diseases, and the once reliable teacher-student relationship? With the exception of high-profile cases, we are living in a time of decline in sex and sexual related maladies, both social and physical. But we are living in a time of terror. And it may not be a coincidence that living in a time of terror has coincided with the decline in American sexual activity. Was sex better before 9/11 than after it? What were the sex statistics for Vietnam versus the current Iraq War? The problem is that we may never know the truth.

    Has Al Queda taken away our lovin’ feeling? Simply put, yes. Unlike Israel, America has not faced terror long enough to adapt to the existential blue balls power of terrorism. And we must not become the Russians in Chechnya. No baby has been born there in seven years.

    So that leaves us two options as a country. We either pull out right now, and don’t even risk creating any more problems, or we can stay in, stay the course, and feel it out until we are used to it. Once we get used to it, we can start to learn new tricks and get even better at it. Maybe even add some new moves Israeli’s haven’t even come up with yet. If we do that there is a chance yet that the ‘War on Terror’ will not destroy America’s libido along with our credibility.

  4. LarryW on 23/23/13 at 9:57 pm

    Good grief…what a miserable POS you are. What a pathetic life you losers must have to feel it necessary to put this guys resume on your pitiful little website. Utterly pathetic. FOAD assholes.

  5. Wanderlust on 25/25/13 at 9:13 pm

    @LarryW: our little hero Mr. Krupp (man, the German family of this name must be horrified by all this), up to just a few days ago, had his resume out there for everyone to see.

    Krupp claims his background includes marketing and public relations – two professions where people who work in those respective fields – under normal circumstances – actively seek *more* exposure, not less.

    In that respect, Krupp should be thanking JWF for publicising his resume.

    But somehow in your own twisted little world, you seem to believe that a marketing/PR person has a right to expect a little professional privacy.

    If the logic you applied in this instance is in any way indicative of your own level of professional skill, dude – I hope your parents didn’t pay for your education. If they did, they got ripped off, hard.

    That self-esteem/social justice crap won’t do you any good in the real world, kid…