Priorities: No Budget From Obama, But He Did Make His NCAA Picks

Posted by on Mar 20, 2013 at 7:46 am
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His annual budget that never gets a single vote has been delayed by two months, but the man has his priorities in order.  So in the dead of night it was announced his NCAA picks for the men’s and women’s basketball tournaments have been filled out. Naturally, ESPN will be forcing them down your throat for the next few days, or at least until some of those he picked to make the Final Four suffer from the annual Obama Jinx.

President Barack Obama is picking Florida, Indiana, Louisville, Ohio State to reach the Final Four.

President Obama filled out an NCAA tournament bracket for ESPN for the fifth straight year. On the women’s side, he selected Baylor, California, UConn and Notre Dame to advance to New Orleans.

ESPN will reveal his full men’s and women’s brackets Wednesday morning.

Indiana and Louisville are each No. 1 seeds. Ohio State is a No. 2 seed and Florida is a No. 3 seed

Baylor, UConn and Notre Dame are all No. 1 seeds and California is a No. 2 seed.

Really going out on a limb there, champ. These picks will be “exclusively” unveiled on ESPN this morning. Shortly after ESPN hack Andy Katz will have his head surgically removed from Obama’s ass.

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12 Responses to “Priorities: No Budget From Obama, But He Did Make His NCAA Picks”

  1. Blue Hen on 20/20/13 at 9:34 am

    How was this little gag funded? and how many Marines/easter bunnies died to enable this?

  2. cyclown on 20/20/13 at 9:51 am

    This is one of the reasons why I still hate ESPN. Memo to Katz, you got d*** on your breath.

  3. PJ on 20/20/13 at 11:30 am

    His priorities (not the country’s) ARE in order! He is reaching millions more of his voters by appearing on ESPN than by actually governing. This is how he won the election.

    The GOP should take note and do the same.

  4. jukin on 20/20/13 at 11:36 am

    PJ is correct!

    The low info voters are all about style and not substance. 2012 proved this and if the republicans do not emulate we will lose the HOR in 2014.

    Sad but true.

  5. Marcus on 20/20/13 at 12:27 pm

    “His priorities (not the country’s) ARE in order! He is reaching millions more of his voters by appearing on ESPN than by actually governing.”

    Because millions of his supporters are unemployed or living off our tax money and therefore home watching daytime TV. In between cashing government EBT cards and trading food stamps on the black market.

    His ratings are going in the toilet because people finally realize Obama’s THAT guy. You know, the one who is all sizzle and no steak.

    But yes, let’s emulate that lack of substance that’s about to come crashing down to earth like a meteor.

  6. PJ on 20/20/13 at 1:04 pm

    I said emulate the style, not the substance. If the GOP would participate in popular culture, they could inspire people to listen to and accept their message. Right now they are AWOL.

  7. jukin on 21/21/13 at 11:41 am

    Marcus you profess to ride the high horse straight to hell. PJ is correct. We can’t change the direction if we don’t get behind the steering wheel.

  8. cammie jammies on 24/24/13 at 3:08 pm

    “Obama inherited a populace so smothered in disposable pop culture it cannot smell the decline around the corner. Which is why Obama can demonize the rich for being greedy while he’s the one rifling through your pockets.”

    Greg Gutfeld

    (tip of the hat to Moonbattery)