Politico Hack: Imagine Obama Without the Incompetence

Posted by on Nov 13, 2013 at 8:05 am

Poor Glenn Thrush. So heartbroken that his dreamboat Obama has proven to be the most incompetent president in our history. Yet with a guy mired in scandal, he’s still pretending that some things are good. The fantasy bubble may have some holes, but Glenn is furiously trying to keep it inflated.

How pathetic is this?

Wait, unemployment is down? Really? Not according to the numbers released last Friday. But why let the facts interrupt his fantasy world where Obama isn’t the walking embodiment of corruption and incompetence? Some folks on Twitter woke him from his dream:

Poor guy.

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8 Responses to “Politico Hack: Imagine Obama Without the Incompetence”

  1. William Teach on 13/13/13 at 10:23 am

    “Imagine Obama Without the Incompetence”

    It’d be easier imagining Justin Beiber as a real singer. Miley Cyrus having a good enough body to be showing it off. The Tampa Bay Bucs winning the Super Bowl this year. Tony Romo not having a December meltdown. John McCain supporting deportation of all illegals.

  2. deepelemblues on 13/13/13 at 11:06 am

    Imagine a George W. Bush presidency where he called for a draft and war tax after 9.11 and put 300,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and 500,000 in Iraq.

    Imagine a Bill Clinton presidency where he didn’t have an uncontrollable urge to sodomize pudgy interns.

    Imagine a Pappy Bush presidency where he didn’t want people to read his lips.

    You can go on and on with these counterfactuals to soothe your bruised ego all day, they mean absolutely zero. People like Thrush who want them to mean something real are children in adult bodies.

  3. Blacque Jacques Shellacque on 14/14/13 at 1:51 am

    Imagine Obama Without the Incompetence

    That would be like a day without sunshine.

  4. Herp McDerp on 14/14/13 at 2:05 am

    Imagine Richard M. Nixon’s triumphant second term as President if a few lunatic underlings hadn’t cooked up a plan for the half-assed, unnecessary burglary of a hotel room.

    Imagine Barack Obama’s mediocre political career as an obscure ward heeler in Illinois if he, still with all his talent, intelligence, and political wisdom, had been a white guy named Brock O’Bama.

    Imagine what a good political reporter Glenn Thrush could be if … no, I can’t imagine that. Never mind.