Obama Will Allegedly Sign Up for ObamaCare Today

Posted by on Dec 23, 2013 at 8:13 am

What’s the big hurry, Bammy? You’ve only had since October 1 to get this done.

If you believe this I’ve got some nice Nebraska oceanfront property for you to look at. Hopefully when he enters that mystery Social Security number he doesn’t have any problems.

Don’t expect any tranparency:

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7 Responses to “Obama Will Allegedly Sign Up for ObamaCare Today”

  1. runningrn on 23/23/13 at 10:23 am

    Once he does this, he will have met every requirement to be a full fledged thug dictator (other than the install himself for life part, but there’s still time for that). Enslave all his people–check; give the state authoritarian rule over people’s lives, check; mendaciously lie every time he opens his mouth, check, check; tell people what to eat and what to drive, check; control the media, check, disarm his populace, check (still some work that needs to be done on this one); confiscate people’s property and redistribute it to cronies, check; install his unqualified cronies in positions of real power, check; punish his enemies, check, check; stage sham press conferences and line the stage with throngs of admiring stooges who have supposedly benefitted from him, check; live opulently while the people starve, check; pretend he’s “one of the people and one with the people”, check.

    All the selfies the WH has tweeted or posted to commemorate things like the moon landing, Mandela’s prison, Rosa Parks, etc. are the virtual equivalent to installing portraits of himself. He still might need some bigass statues to erect.

  2. Captain Obvious on 23/23/13 at 11:05 am

    “2 lead by example”

    Doing it from behind again, I see. That’s how you lead! Let your loyal constituents brave the ramparts and suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous website failures and sticker shock, and then slink in at the last minute.

    Inspiring, I tell you.

  3. Steve S. on 23/23/13 at 11:25 am

    A few questions:

    – Will he be the one actually trying to navigate the website?
    – Is he surrendering his current coverage?
    – Will he mail his payment in time? Will he actually have coverage by Jan 01?
    – What happens if he has no coverage, and he needs medical attention before the coverage is in place? Does he have to foot the bill and seek reimbursement?

  4. jukin on 23/23/13 at 1:33 pm

    Guess what plan King Barky the Liar bought?

    BRONZE (Barky is pretty tight with his own money)

    Guess what that plan covers?

    60/40 after $6000 deductible with $100 co-pays.

    This is a plan that insurers never offered before because who would buy it? However this is NOT a substandard plan. 60/40!

  5. BrendaK on 23/23/13 at 3:04 pm

    Wow. Who knew the President of the United States has a spare 8-14 hours to spend, idly trying to sign up for his unaffordable health care scheme?!

    That’s gonna cut into his golfing time, po’ baby.