Obama Issues Strongly-Worded Statement on Nork Nuke Test, Goes Back to Bed

Posted by on Feb 12, 2013 at 7:42 am

With a North Korean nuclear test threatening to overwhelm all the excitement over Obama’s State of the Union speech on the important issues of gay marriage and meaningless gun control, the acting president needed to catch up on his sleep so he sent out his stooge Valerie Jarrett to issue a tissue-paper soft statement this morning.

President Barack Obama on Tuesday called North Korea’s latest nuclear test a “highly provocative act” that threatens U.S. security and international peace.

“The danger posed by North Korea’s threatening activities warrants further swift and credible action by the international community,” Obama said in a statement issued early Tuesday. “The United States will also continue to take steps necessary to defend ourselves and our allies.”

Included will be further steps to disarm the American public by parading gun violence victims before the cameras tonight.

The chairman of the House Foreign Affairs Committee, California Republican Ed Royce, released a statement Tuesday calling on the Obama administration to “replace its failed North Korea policy” and issue “stringent sanctions” against North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s regime. “Otherwise, the grave North Korean threat to the region and the United States will only grow,” Royce said.

In an effort to disarm the North Koreans with laughter, Obama decided threatening them with the terrifying image of   Jarrett was in order.

Senior White House adviser Valerie Jarrett said she expects the international community “will have a very firm response.”

That must really have them trembling, the specter of facing even more useless sanctions.

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9 Responses to “Obama Issues Strongly-Worded Statement on Nork Nuke Test, Goes Back to Bed”

  1. IowaPerson on 12/12/13 at 9:48 am

    NK is working with Iran on nuclear weapon development too. According to sources in Israel, few NK scientists were found at the Iranian nuclear “scientific” facility. We know Iran is Barry’s friends who he protects from Israel. And we know Valerie Jarret was born in Iran and has strong family ties with the Muslim Brotherhood, the parent organization of Hezbollah and Al Qaeda.

    This should be a huge wake-up call to real Americans. HUGE.

  2. SFC MAC on 12/12/13 at 9:53 am

    Next, Obama will fling his hair over his shoulder, stop his foot and tell Kim Jong-Un he’s an unruly beast.

  3. SFC MAC on 12/12/13 at 9:53 am

    While the rest of North Korea starves, the latest in the succession of gargoyles in Pyongyang lives high on the hog, props up his military, and feeds a line of shit to the population that Dear Leader stands up to the big, bad round eyes in America.

    The ones with the most to worry about initially, are South Korea and Japan. North Korea would never be able to sustain a war on its own without help from its puppet master, China. If North Korea should attack, (taking advantage of our preoccupation with the war against Islamic shitbags) I foresee the United States quickly lobbing a few well-placed nuclear warheads, in order to avoid the prolonged ‘conventional’ war, which would require the deployment of thousands of troops, logistics and weapons not seen since WWII. This would probably happen under a real president.

    Right now, we’re saddled with Obama, who doesn’t have the guts, the ability, or the brains gawd gave a doorknob, to call Kim Jong-Un’s bluff and tell him to leap if he’s feelin’ froggy.

    Douglas MacArthur was right.

  4. Sua Sponte on 12/12/13 at 10:28 am

    “Obama Issues Strongly-Worded Statement on Nork Nuke Test, Goes Back to Bed”…….Yeah, but it was in 14 font Times New Roman, bold font AND underlined….Take that nK!!!

  5. Sua Sponte on 12/12/13 at 11:53 am

    “And if they don’t stop it, next time we’re going to use ALLCAPS!”

    Are you insane?….That would surely be the way to start WW3….

    Looks like the UN also sent a “strongly worded” letter, I bet the nK’s are absolutely shaking in their boots right now..

  6. lyle on 12/12/13 at 1:32 pm

    If only we had the hard-headed, resolute Hans Brinks-type negotiator to deal with the Norks…

  7. Blue Hen on 12/12/13 at 1:58 pm

    What we said: “The United States will also continue to take steps necessary to defend ourselves and our allies.”

    What N. Korea sees: The United States abandoning one of their ambassadors and blaming it on a “spontaneous mortar barrage” and a mighty mo video.

    Does anyone think that N.Korea is scared?