Obama: I quit smoking ‘because I’m afraid of my wife’

Posted by on Sep 24, 2013 at 7:30 am

He lives in fear of his wife forcing him to eat kale. Let’s face it, if you had the Tower of Glower to answer to, you’d probably quit to. Although we doubt, as he claims, that he hasn’t smoked in six years.

President Obama said on an open microphone at the U.N. General Assembly Monday that he quit smoking six years ago “because I’m afraid of my wife.”

“I hope you quit smoking,” he told a fellow attendee, according to audio played Monday by CNN.

After the man said he smokes “sometimes,” Obama said he chews Nicorette nicotine gum and that “I haven’t had a cigarette in probably six years.”

Michelle Obama claimed he quit in 2010, so one of them is lying, which comes as a shock, huh?

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2 Responses to “Obama: I quit smoking ‘because I’m afraid of my wife’”

  1. forest on 24/24/13 at 7:38 am

    Why does Obama golf so much even though he sucks? It’s the best place to sneak smokes. You even get to shower straight away after coming off the course. I wonder which lackey carries the cigs for him?