Nutty Biden Claims He Has Indian Relatives

Posted by on Jul 24, 2013 at 8:40 am

This cat is certifiable.

“Thank you all for giving me this opportunity.  It’s an honor to be back in India and to be here in Mumbai,” Biden said to kick off his speech. “Off script for a second here, I was reminded — I was elected to the United States Senate when I was a 29-year-old kid back in 1972, and one of the first letters I received and I regret I never followed up on it.  Maybe some genealogist in audience can follow up for me, but I received a letter from a gentleman named Biden — Biden, my name — from Mumbai, asserting that we were related.  (Laughter.)  Seriously.  Suggesting that our mutual, great, great, great, something or other worked for the East India Trading Company back in the 1700s and came to Mumbai.

Great something or other? Huh?

“And so I was thinking about it, if that’s true, I might run here in India for office.  (Laughter.)  I might be qualified.  But I’ve never followed up on it.  But now that I’m back for the multiple times, I’m going to follow up to find out whether there is a Biden and whether we’re related.  I hope he’s in good standing if we are.  (Laughter.)”

They not laughing with him, they’re laughing at him. So we suppose when he makes fun of Indian-Americans he’s just laughing with his peeps, huh?

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4 Responses to “Nutty Biden Claims He Has Indian Relatives”

  1. Vic Kelley on 24/24/13 at 5:46 pm

    If you’re going to choose pull stories out of your keester, Joe, why not clean it up a bit. Polish it, so to speak. Say you’re related to a billionaire Indian bollywood actor, or tech guy, or that fellow at Tata motors that’s building a brand new $800 car.