NSA Leaker Snowden Mysteriously Leaves ‘Pole-Dancing Super Hero’ Girlfriend Behind

Posted by on Jun 11, 2013 at 7:05 am

You’ve really got to wonder what this cat is thinking. If we were fleeing the country we’d be sure to ask her to come along. Just saying. She describes herself as a world-traveling, pole-dancing super hero and they don’t grow on trees.

Now the poor thing is heartbroken.

The whistleblower who leaked the NSA’s secrets thought about marrying his girlfriend and had previously taken her on a romantic break to Hong Kong – where he is now holed up living in fear of arrest.

Family friends told MailOnline that Ed Snowden, 29, wanted to be with stunning pole dancer Lindsay Mills for the rest of his life but has thrown it all away to expose the US government.

They were deeply in love and on her blog Mills, 28, dotingly called him her ‘man of mystery’ who she had followed around the world for the last four years.

On Monday she took to the blog – where she has posted dozens of photos of herself semi-naked  – to tell of her heartbreak.

Mills wrote: ‘My world has opened and closed all at once. Leaving me lost at sea without a compass.

Lost without a compass, we’re sure she’ll find someone to give her direction. And look, she’s very, um, studious.
She’s seems flexible. Odd how he didn’t ask her to come along.

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7 Responses to “NSA Leaker Snowden Mysteriously Leaves ‘Pole-Dancing Super Hero’ Girlfriend Behind”

  1. Blue Hen on 11/11/13 at 8:43 am

    She’s more sympathetic where’s she’s at. And she’s not directly in the line of fire. It’ll be interesting to see if we find high powered investigators questioning a pole dancer. That’ll be great optics for the smartest administration EVER.

  2. Doc on 11/11/13 at 10:52 am

    I wonder how much did his loss of his reported $122,000 to $200,000 salary contributed to her confusion.

    In other news, Hillary says “what difference does it make?)

  3. Curious on 12/12/13 at 10:17 am

    I’m sure there are members of the secret service who would like to get in touch with her.