Massachusetts State Police Seize ‘ObamaCare’ Heroin

Posted by on Dec 20, 2013 at 12:56 pm
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The problem with this heroin is it costs way too much, doesn’t deliver the desired high, and you’re likely to wind up dead after using it.  But you have to admit it’s great stuff, otherwise you’re racist.

Massachusetts state police on Friday seized 1,250 bags of heroin containing bizarre labels like “Obamacare” and “Kurt Cobain.”

The state police confiscated the bags during a traffic stop in Hatfield, Mass., the department said in a statement that was posted to its Facebook page. Four people were taken into custody.

“During the stop, evidence of illegal narcotics led to a request for a State Police K9. Trooper David Stucenski and K9 Frankie located 1,250 individual bags of heroin in the vehicle,” the statement read.

Four men who could be Obama’s sons if he had any are in custody.

The driver, Tyler Robenstein, 23, of Colchester, Vt., was charged with trafficking in heroin, conspiracy to violate drug laws, possession to distribute a Class A substance, speeding, unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle and failure to change lanes for an emergency vehicle.

Marquese Jones, 22, of Newark, N.J., was charged with trafficking in heroin, conspiracy to violate drug laws and possession of a Class A substance.

Ashley Beaulieu, 21, of Colchester, Vt., was charged with trafficking in heroin, conspiracy to violate drug laws and possession to distribute a Class A substance.

Sherod Green, 21, of Newark, N.J., was charged with trafficking in heroin, conspiracy to violate drugs laws and possession to distribute a Class A substance.

 

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