London Mayor: ‘It’s snowing, and it really feels like the start of a mini ice age’

Posted by on Jan 21, 2013 at 10:00 am

It’s called the weather, idiot. Quite often during the winter is snows in some locations and gets cold. Imagine that.

As a species, we human beings have become so blind with conceit and self-love that we genuinely believe that the fate of the planet is in our hands — when the reality is that everything, or almost everything, depends on the behaviour and caprice of the gigantic thermonuclear fireball around which we revolve.

I say all this because I am sitting here staring through the window at the flowerpot and the bashed-up barbecue, and I am starting to think this series of winters is not a coincidence. The snow on the flowerpot, since I have been staring, has got about an inch thicker. The barbecue is all but invisible. By my calculations, this is now the fifth year in a row that we have had an unusual amount of snow; and by unusual I mean snow of a kind that I don’t remember from my childhood: snow that comes one day, and then sticks around for a couple of days, followed by more.

I remember snow that used to come and settle for just long enough for a single decent snowball fight before turning to slush; I don’t remember winters like this. Two days ago I was cycling through Trafalgar Square and saw icicles on the traffic lights; and though I am sure plenty of readers will say I am just unobservant, I don’t think I have seen that before. I am all for theories about climate change, and would not for a moment dispute the wisdom or good intentions of the vast majority of scientists.

Ah, it was a mere 13 years ago when we were told it was the end of snow in the UK. Good times. Perhaps while noted climatologist Leonardo DiCaprio jets around the globe on  behalf of the environment he can stop by and have a snowball fight with Johnson.


One Response to “London Mayor: ‘It’s snowing, and it really feels like the start of a mini ice age’”

  1. MT Geoff on 21/21/13 at 12:16 pm

    I am as skeptical of global cooling as I am of global warming. I note, though, that the flat-to-negative trend has gone on as long as the rising trend did, roughly speaking (1980-1998, then 1998-present).