Last Gasps of Fearless Chavez: ‘I don’t want to die. Please don’t let me die’

Posted by on Mar 07, 2013 at 7:54 am

All the slobbering media eulogies of this psychopath remind us that he was a so-called strongman. On the contrary, he was your typical sniveling leftist pussy, full of bully and bluster but a coward until the end.

President Hugo Chavez died of a massive heart attack after great suffering and inaudibly mouthed his desire to live, the head of Venezuela’s presidential guard said late Wednesday.

Great suffering, huh? Well, there’s some good news. But what about the suffering of his nation under his corrupt, tyrannical dictatorship?

“He couldn’t speak but he said it with his lips … ‘I don’t want to die. Please don’t let me die,’ because he loved his country, he sacrificed himself for his country,” Gen. Jose Ornella told The Associated Press.

The general said he spent the last two years with Chavez, including his final moments, as Venezuela’s president of 14 years battled an unspecified cancer in the pelvic region.

This piece of shit is dead. Can’t you at least tell us now what he “suffered” from? Naturally these kooks claim some grand conspiracy about what are natural events.

Ornella echoed the concern of Vice President Nicolas Maduro that some sort of foul play was involved in Chavez’s cancer.

“I think it will be 50 years before they declassify a document (that) I think (will show) the hand of the enemy is involved,” he said.

The general didn’t identify who he was talking about, but Maduro suggested possible U.S. involvement on Tuesday. The U.S. State Department called the allegation absurd.

The useful  idiots like Sean Penn will lap that stuff up.



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32 Responses to “Last Gasps of Fearless Chavez: ‘I don’t want to die. Please don’t let me die’”

  1. Neo on 7/07/13 at 9:14 am

    Apparently, from the Iranian press anyway, Chavez died by the hand of the CIA.

    All the King’s horses, And all the King’s men
    Couldn’t keep Hugo safe from the CIA boogeymen.

  2. palooka on 7/07/13 at 9:14 am

    What suffering? He greatly expanded health care, literacy, and doubled the take home pay of the Venezuelans.

    I know you guys don’t live in anything remotely close to reality, but please, for the rest of us, stop being such sniveling liars.

  3. Mac on 7/07/13 at 9:19 am

    “Wherever there is a jackboot stomping on a human face there will be a well-heeled Western liberal to explain that the face does, after all, enjoy free health care and 100 percent literacy.” ― John Derbyshire

    Meet Palooka, well-heeled Western liberal.

  4. Minuteman on 7/07/13 at 10:01 am

    Too bad King Juan Carlos of Spain wasn’t there to tell him “Por que no te callas?”

    In other news, like Hugo Chavez, Generallisimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

  5. A Fine Bunch of Reubens on 7/07/13 at 10:31 am

    ” He greatly expanded health care…”, which is so wonderful that he went to Cuba rather than being treated at home.

    This is some of the typical Cuban’s “health care”, BTW, so what he “expanded” for the Venezuelans must be a marvel to behold.

  6. Report from Reality World on 7/07/13 at 11:04 am

    Adios muchacho! Y’ all better pack your asbestos undies considering where you’re headed. Can’t say that I’ll miss you all that much Hugo.

  7. Blue Hen on 7/07/13 at 11:16 am

    The CIA should start a rumor that Sean penn gave him a STD. Every few months, keep changing the type and the fawning celebrity disease vector. Add in Palooka for laughs. He’d be honored.

  8. Rich K on 7/07/13 at 11:18 am

    Gee, I hope his threat doesn’t Imply that our fearless leader King Obama the Liborator might be the target. That would be a very very bad thing.Hehe.
    Send in the Drones Cabrone.

  9. observer on 7/07/13 at 11:23 am

    American progressive elites are communists who worship any charlatan self proclaimed lover of the downtrodde. The leftist useful idiots fall for every narcisistic tyrant who comes down the track of tyranny .
    Never in modern times have the loons of the left found a nation decimating mass murdering autocrat whom they did not adore and for whom they did not swoon.
    The New York media the elitist’s mouthpeices have had editorial orgasms over Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Mao, Ho, the Perons, Mugabe, & Pot to name a few of the tin pot objects with whom they have conducted slobbering editorial trysts.

  10. Jay Guevara on 7/07/13 at 11:58 am

    The general didn’t identify who he was talking about, but Maduro suggested possible U.S. involvement on Tuesday.

    So Obama got another one? First bin Laden, now Chavez. Attaboy, Barry! I’m getting to like you!

  11. Jay Guevara on 7/07/13 at 12:00 pm

    What suffering? He greatly expanded health care, literacy, and doubled the take home pay of the Venezuelans.

    Nothing about the trains running on time?

  12. rich b on 7/07/13 at 12:15 pm

    Palooka or Poopa, whatever his username is didn’t mention the two-billion dollar stash Chavez built up over the course of his regime at the expense of his people. Hey Palooka – you think he too it with him when he died?

    And Sean Penn is so depressed he’s reportedly on a suicide watch. Fuck it – let him kill himself and join his buddy in hell.

    All bullshit aside the real rumor is that Chavez supposedly picked up an infection from one of the clean and wonderful Cuban hospitals during his cancer treatment. Michael Moore had no comment.

  13. lyle on 7/07/13 at 12:56 pm

    Here richly, with ridiculous display,
    The Politician’s corpse was laid away.
    While all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged,
    I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged.

    H. Belloc

  14. mike191 on 7/07/13 at 1:04 pm

    Palooka: Itrust you joined the UN human rights panel in a minute of silence for hugo.Moreover,unlike Mac”s great post,
    I think you are not “well-heeled…liberal but rather a person who leads a banal existence using purloined “art voice articles “to form the simplistic philosophy that guides your life.

  15. John Doesky on 7/07/13 at 1:23 pm

    Dennis Prager yesterday tore Chavis a new one by running down a LONG list of atrocities that Chavis is responsible for. Then proceeded to deliciously dis-assemble the US leftist mentality about their continued love for brutal leftist dictators.

  16. Sulphur Smell on 7/07/13 at 7:29 pm

    Comrade Sean Penn will be so sad he will sit down with Sad Keanu. Always so sad.

  17. crackermike on 7/07/13 at 9:04 pm

    Che also begged not to die after himself brutally murdering untold numbers of innocent people. Begged and cried like a little girl. Take the power from these tin horn dictators and they usually end up like that.

  18. deepred on 9/09/13 at 8:35 am

    George Washington’s last words: “I die hard but I’m not afraid to go”.

  19. Doc on 9/09/13 at 8:04 pm

    “sniveling liars” you say? Well, I’m surprised you don’t want that, given it would mimic your hero.