Joe Biden: Wouldn’t It Be Great If We Had Guns That Shot Chocolate Bullets?

Posted by on May 14, 2013 at 10:38 am

Well, in today’s America kids would still be getting suspended if they had chocolate guns. But leave it to Vice Imbecile Joe Biden to provide us with a laugh.

A Wisconsin boy wrote Vice President Joe Biden with an unusual suggestion for making the nation safer: Create guns that shoot chocolate bullets.

On Monday, he got an unusual response: A handwritten note from Biden on vice presidential stationery.

The response thrilled the child, a 7-year-old second-grader, along with his classmates and staff at Downtown Montessori Academy in Milwaukee. Hours later, teachers and others at the school were still abuzz.

“Everybody was impressed. You should have seen everybody. Their faces were just wide-eyed,” said Virginia Flynn, the head of school. “The fact that it was handwritten made it really special,” she added.

If we had chocolate bullets then anti-gun nut Michael Bloomberg would call for rationing them so there wasn’t so much caloric intake.

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One Response to “Joe Biden: Wouldn’t It Be Great If We Had Guns That Shot Chocolate Bullets?”

  1. Blue Hen on 14/14/13 at 10:59 am

    I have many problems with this.

    Why is the VP promoting schoolchildren eatin gjunk food?
    Was the chocolate made with milk from cows getting growth hormones?
    Why in Satan’s Unholy name would it be any better than a malicious pop tart?

    One good thing: Delaware’s Own Joe Biden is spending time with the construction paper and crayons conversing with his peers; second graders.