Incredibly Attractive Think Progress Writer and Friend of Bill Ayers Busted for Fake Hate Crime

Posted by on May 01, 2013 at 3:05 pm

Via This Ain’t Hell, we’ve got a doozy here.

The University of Wyoming Police Department says Meg Lanker-Simons created the anonymous threat of sexual violence targeted at her on social media last week.

The university announced Tuesday that campus police cited Lanker-Simons for misdemeanor interference with a police investigation.

Lanker-Simons accused an anonymous source of posting a threat of rape on the Facebook page “UW Crushes” on April 24. But the citation issued Monday claims Lanker-Simons admitted to making the post, then lying about it.

The UW senior told the Star-Tribune on Tuesday that the police accusations were untrue. Lanker-Simons said she retained legal counsel and filed an entry-of-appearance plea of not guilty. The citation set a court date for May 13. Charles Pelkey, Lanker-Simons’ attorney, declined to comment.

UW Crushes was a forum designed for students to anonymously write about their love interests and sexual desires. UW administrators have since had the page removed. Prior to its removal, anyone could have signed into a Facebook account, gone to UW Crushes and secretly submitted a comment via a link to The posts were then made public on Facebook.

“I want to hatef— Meg Lanker- so hard,” the Facebook post read. “That chick that runs her liberal mouth all the time and doesn’t care who knows it. I think its hot and it makes me angry. One night with me and she’s gonna be a good Republican b—-.”

Naturally, outrageously outrageous outrage followed her accusations, which were entirely bogus. Not only that she’s got a history of dubious allegations and accusations, not to mention shady friends.

Lanker-Simons is a well-known liberal blogger and radio host whose fans were upset about the Facebook comment. The post sparked rape-culture awareness protests on Monday at the university.

Lanker-Simons also has detractors. She and former 1960s radical Bill Ayers sued UW in 2010 to allow Ayers to speak on campus about education issues. Lanker-Simons and Ayers won the case, and Ayers spoke on campus later that year. Many people were outraged at Lanker-Simons. She claimed to have received death threats.

There was also another alleged threat. Time for the police to reopen those cases. Shouldn’t be hard to find a trail leading right back to this freak. By the way, it appears her Twitter page has gone bye-bye.  But she’s still here. Meanwhile, this pig helped lead a rally against the crime she committed the other day. The schlub next to her is her husband. Poor bastard.





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37 Responses to “Incredibly Attractive Think Progress Writer and Friend of Bill Ayers Busted for Fake Hate Crime”

  1. Grimpond on 1/01/13 at 3:23 pm

    Looks to me like the only person that may have a valid complaint about ‘rape’ would be her husband…

  2. Mr. Lanker-Simons-prank caller on 1/01/13 at 3:33 pm

    What he was thinking when that photograph was taken:
    C’mon honeybumpers….please show me on your phone the GPS location of my cojones…You proooooomised.

  3. Mr. A. Bison on 1/01/13 at 3:34 pm

    I confess. it was me. I sent it. Check out that photo. I’d stampede to hit that.

  4. Tom Jackson on 1/01/13 at 4:08 pm

    husband? talk about an omega male. this femcunt looks as though someone set her face on fire and put it out with a shovel, no?

  5. Cashin on 1/01/13 at 4:21 pm

    I love the “threat” she made.

    “That chick that runs her liberal mouth all the time and doesn’t care who knows it. I think its hot and it makes me angry.”

    Doesn’t care who knows it and thinks it’s ‘hot’? Honestly, that’s just ridiculous. Here, allow me to threaten myself as an example;

    “Man that Cashin, with his quick wit and too hot to handle body, i’d love to just beat him to death with a shovel, if only my frail arms could overcome his rippling biceps.”

  6. Doh on 1/01/13 at 4:24 pm

    Interesting how so much “evidence” of Republican hate turns out to be manufactured by lefties. You don’t need a psychology degree to recognize this as sociopathic behavior. These people are f*ing insane.

  7. SteveAR on 1/01/13 at 4:39 pm

    @davidt: “If Roseanne Barr had a daughter…”

    …she’d look like the woman’s husband.

  8. Sua Sponte on 1/01/13 at 4:40 pm

    What?..Progs faking hate crimes?..I’m shocked I tell ‘ya, shocked…..Liberalism truly is a mental disorder..

  9. Larry J on 1/01/13 at 4:41 pm

    With a background like that, she better hope she gets hired by some liberal politician, NGO or the government. No private employer will hire someone that toxic.

  10. djm1992 on 1/01/13 at 4:52 pm

    “Meanwhile, this pig helped lead a rally against the crime she committed the other day. The schlub next to her is her husband. Poor bastard.”

    Nahhh. My guess is that he’s a male feminist commie lib. Don’t waste your time feeling sorry for him. I’m thinking from the looks of him, he knew exactly what he was getting into when he signed up to get hitched to her -and he’s perfectly happy with it…….

  11. Mamie on 1/01/13 at 5:07 pm

    If this had national media coverage before she was caught Obama would have given her a phone call. Too bad.

  12. Barry Mulligan on 1/01/13 at 5:19 pm

    If my white side had a daughter, she would look like Meg.
    The UW police acted stupidly.

  13. G P Hanner on 1/01/13 at 5:21 pm

    “The schlub next to her is her husband. Poor bastard.”

    “Stupid bastard” might be more appropriate.

  14. Max Entropy on 1/01/13 at 5:22 pm

    The police used the fact that somebody, anybody wanted to hatefu** her as overwhelming evidence that it was a fraud. Given that, the rest was easy.

  15. Moe on 1/01/13 at 5:25 pm

    That’s certainly bizarre. I did not know buffaloes could type.

    Learned something new.

  16. Snake Oil Baron on 1/01/13 at 6:02 pm

    Hate fuck isn’t even rape. It merely involves concealing your hatred for someone while fucking them. They had an awareness march over that? They would have been better off taking some awareness pills.

    Republicans should but won’t sue. The media would spin the story so fast it will drag spacetime into a spiral.

    And yes, she has a promising career ahead of her in government, activism or other related scams.

  17. Alberta Oil Peon on 1/01/13 at 6:06 pm

    Damn! She looks like a dead ringer for Elizabeth May, leader of the Green Party in Canada. Beauty is only skin-deep, but ugly goes right to the bone.

  18. Andy in FL on 1/01/13 at 8:11 pm

    Not in 2013, not in 1913, and probably not in 1813 Wyoming would this woman have been desirable. No sane injun would have traded a decent pony for that.

  19. Scott on 1/01/13 at 9:13 pm

    She remind anyone else of Chris Farley’s Matt Foley character. . .IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER??

  20. Bill Johnson on 1/01/13 at 11:25 pm

    Just what _DID_ you mean when you said ‘incredibly attractive’? It is indeed incredible that anyone would find her attractive, especially if she opens her mouth.

    Then again, maybe she makes love ‘like a roman with her eyes on fire’. I’ll certainly never know.

  21. DaleVM on 2/02/13 at 12:35 am

    Why didn’t her “husband”, when they were lying on the beach, try to kick her back into the water? There’s enough blubber on her to heat a village for five months! “Incredibly attractive”?! In this pig’s case, those words are an oxymoron!

  22. Corona on 2/02/13 at 8:53 am

    I thought they blew her up with dynamite off the coast of Oregon. She’s back?

  23. Tommcgtx on 2/02/13 at 12:12 pm

    Haha, what an a-hole! Her Twitter page was deleted, but she’s still “here”. I clicked that link, and the Tumblr page says “Cognitive Dissonance has moved to a temporary home”. You can run, but you can’t hide, Troll.