How Special: ‘Santa’ Warns Christmas Will Be Canceled Due To Global Warming

Posted by on Dec 10, 2013 at 12:57 pm

It’s for the children, or something.

Greenpeace is warning children the world over Santa Claus might not be bringing gifts to them because of global warming.

A “Save the Arctic” video released by the environmental group shows a sullen and dirty Santa – played by Jim Carter of “Downton Abbey” — in a dark, concrete room with water dripping from the ceiling.

“Dear children, I regrettably bring bad tidings. For some time now, melting ice here in the North Pole has made our operations and our day-to-day life intolerable and impossible and there may be no alternative but to cancel Christmas,” Santa warned in the Greenpeace video.

Santa claims he has written world leaders, including Presidents Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin, but to no avail.

“Sadly my letters have been met with indifference,” Santa says, as lights begin to flicker in the room like a horror movie. “Needless to say these individuals are now at the top of my naughty list.”

In the end, Santa urges those watching to sign a petition to “Save Santa’s Home.”

“My home in the Arctic is fast disappearing and unless we all act urgently then I have to warn you of the possibility of an empty stocking forevermore. Please help me.”

This is what losing looks like. Meanwhile, in the real world we recently say a low temperature of -135.8 degrees Fahrenheit. These morons apparently haven’t gotten the message that everyone is on to their scam.

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3 Responses to “How Special: ‘Santa’ Warns Christmas Will Be Canceled Due To Global Warming”

  1. Carlos Ranger on 10/10/13 at 2:17 pm

    Anthropogenic Global Warming proven by consensus…………..Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Great Pumpkin and Michael Mann all agree!

  2. NateDogg614 on 10/10/13 at 3:57 pm

    Ooooo…that’s not creepy. That wouldn’t give kids nightmares. At all. Seriously, what the heck is wrong with these people?? This is NOT how you promote you agenda! No wonder their credibility is practically zip!

  3. Tuerqas on 11/11/13 at 2:48 pm

    Don’t they know anything? It is CLIMATE CHANGE! Obamacare is the ACA! Goodness gracious libs, keep up with your own memes. Climate change covers heat AND cold. The ACA was passed by Congress, not just Dems and/or the President. You have to scare everyone, not just those who believe in Santa.