Hillary to Huma: It’s Weiner or Me

Posted by on Sep 22, 2013 at 8:42 pm

Poor Huma. Married to one of the biggest clowns on the planet, and now she’s got to choose between her loser husband or this screeching harpy.

Top Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin has been given an ultimatum: dump serial-sexting hubby Anthony Weiner, or get out of Clintontown.

“Huma has a choice to make,” a close associate tells New York magazine. “Does she go with Anthony, or does she go with Hillary?”

Abedin’s decision over whether to leave the “Clinton bubble,” where she’s seen as Hillary’s most trusted aide, has emerged as “the biggest question among Hillary’s circle” as the former Secretary of State mulls a 2016 run for the White House, the magazine reports.

The Clinton camp was blindsided by revelations over the summer — during Weiner’s disastrously failed New York mayoral run — that he’d kept up his secret online sexting even after resigning from Congress in shame in 2011. Abedin was quickly advised to keep her distance from her scandal-scarred mate, and vanished from Weiner’s side for the rest of the campaign. The candidate’s bird-flipping parting shot to reporters after his humiliating defeat this month made a bad situation even worse, according to New York.

She’s probably better off just fleeing the country. You know how messy these love triangles can be.

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21 Responses to “Hillary to Huma: It’s Weiner or Me”

  1. bkeyser on 22/22/13 at 9:02 pm

    “She’s probably better off just fleeing the country. You know how messy these love triangles can be.”

    If you believe Gennifer Flowers, that’s exactly what this is.

  2. Steve S. on 22/22/13 at 11:11 pm

    Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their glory. And he said to him, “All these I will give you, if you will fall down and worship me.”
    (Matt 4:8-9)

  3. MarkJ on 22/22/13 at 11:14 pm

    Meanwhile, Bubba is yapping, “Oooooooo-weeee, hot girl-on-girl action. When can I join in, y’all?”

  4. JakeTobias on 22/22/13 at 11:26 pm

    She will do the female Muslim thing. Submit to her superior. Anthony Weiner is toast.

  5. James on 22/22/13 at 11:31 pm

    To add an extra layer of humiliation to all involved, let’s not forget it was Bill Clinton who officiated at the Weiner wedding. What a sordid mess and what despicable people.

  6. VDM on 22/22/13 at 11:35 pm

    “If there’s one thing we don’t tolerate around here, it’s women whostay with their cheating husbands for cheap political gains.”

  7. Diggs on 23/23/13 at 12:24 am

    Jumping from a ship already sinking to a ship heading towards the shoals doesn’t make you smart. You are still a rat.

  8. David Gillies on 23/23/13 at 12:27 am

    The bigger question is why the Clintons are palling around with someone with such intimate ties to the repulsive Islamofascist supremacist Muslim Brotherhood. Abedin should be under investigation and probably Federal indictment. Hillary’s willingness to be associated with such a problematic figure calls into question her fitness for office, as if her lamentable performance as Secretary of State hadn’t already sufficiently done so.

  9. copper on 23/23/13 at 3:25 am

    LOL, Weiner or me. Cute one. Part time lesbo wants to keep her part time squeeze close.

  10. Rich K on 23/23/13 at 5:23 am

    Well, she will always have a job with the Muslim Brotherhood so there is that working for her,LOL.

  11. TexasBob on 23/23/13 at 11:24 am

    I truly am concerned for Weiner. Huma’s family has suffered such shame, disgrace and humiliation because of him. They must recognize the damage Weiner has done to their family’s honor.
    If they are true Muslims, they must do something to correct this!

  12. tps on 23/23/13 at 11:57 am

    “Weiner or me?” says Hillary. Pardon the pun, but . . . that seems so obviously hilarious given Hillary’s status and Bill’s comment to Flowers that she has munched more P****y then he has. So Weiner or no Weiner, that is the question. Can she be satisfied without one?

  13. Samaritan01 on 23/23/13 at 1:36 pm

    This has got to be the greatest punch-line ever, Huma has to choose between Weiner or Hillary, Hmmm…which one of these choices??

    I do suspect, in my heart of hearts, that Hillary is highly jealous and wants Huma all to herself.

  14. J. Locke on 23/23/13 at 3:40 pm

    Hey, this is great. A presidential candidate who did the “stand by your man” shtick. Who is now giving an ultimatum to a subordinate on how to live her life. this is a fantastic descriptor of how liberals want to rule….er, I mean govern.

  15. werewife on 23/23/13 at 8:50 pm

    For the Love of Life Orchestra, you couldn’t sell this scenario as the plot of a trashy screenplay. No one would believe it. Too sordid.

  16. judgeroybean on 23/23/13 at 10:16 pm

    Hard to keep up with all the Clinton scandals. Let’s see: Bubba’s marriage almost fell apart because of a hummer. Then he officiated at Huma Weiner’s wedding. Wonder how he’d feel about officiating at a same sex wedding between his ex and Huma Weiner .

  17. Don Laird on 24/24/13 at 12:30 am

    Hello there…its me again…….Don Laird….

    Where in the name of Christ are a couple of grassy knolls when you need them?

    Regards, Don Laird
    Dogtown Bastard
    Alberta, Canada