Hilarious: Monica Lewinsky’s Former Boyfriend Named Father of the Year

Posted by Jammie on Jan 10, 2013 at 7:47 am

Wait, this has to be a gag, right?

Former president Bill Clinton can add Father of the Year to the many awards he’s garnered in his decades of public service.

The National Father’s Day Council, which has been giving out such an honor for 72 years, has named Clinton one of its recipients for 2013.

“With the profound generosity, leadership and tireless dedication to both his public office and many philanthropic organizations, President Clinton exemplifies the attributes that we celebrate through the Father of the Year award,” said Dan Orwig, chairman of the National Father’s Day Committee.

While his daughter was growing up he was banging anything with a pulse. Yup, real Father of the Year material. Heck, why not just retire the award now?

Coming tomorrow: Barack Obama, Second Amendment Defender of the Year.

9 Responses to “Hilarious: Monica Lewinsky’s Former Boyfriend Named Father of the Year”

Fred Beloit on 10/10/13 at 9:51 am

Way koooaaall. I remember when Clinton received the ATF Annual Prize for the Most Interesting New Use for Cigars.
RojerDojer on 10/10/13 at 10:43 am

Another award: His Oscar for Best Art Direction for that stain on the blue dress
Rich K on 10/10/13 at 12:41 pm

I hope he gets a strain of that new uncurable VD going around.
Stewed Hamm on 10/10/13 at 3:12 pm

What, was Levi Johnston not available?
lyle on 10/10/13 at 3:43 pm

Good for him. He’s probably sired enough illegitimate kids to make an NBA star blush.
Zombie John Gotti on 10/10/13 at 4:46 pm

By banging young chicks, he was teaching them things their fathers should?
Mari Gold on 10/10/13 at 11:51 pm

A man with 1 child, who is a married woman, should not be in consideration for “Father of the Year” Ridiculous !