Grammys Issue Wardrobe Warning: No Buttock Cracks, Female Breasts or Genital Regions to Be Displayed

Posted by on Feb 06, 2013 at 6:06 pm

So I guess Madonna has no plans to appear.

CBS doesn’t want any wardrobe malfunctions at the Grammys.

The Tiffany Network tersely reminded all “talent appearing on camera” to cover up — especially “buttocks and female breasts” and the “genital region,” according to an internal memo exposed by Deadline Hollywood.

“Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered,” a network suit wrote in the titillating email.

“Thong-type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare, fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic.”

Hopefully they remind the idiots to avoid politics, but that’s probably a lost cause.

“Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible ‘puffy’ bare skin exposure.”

No cottage cheese thighs, ladies.

2 Responses to “Grammys Issue Wardrobe Warning: No Buttock Cracks, Female Breasts or Genital Regions to Be Displayed”

  1. marcus tullius cicero on 7/07/13 at 3:43 pm

    what difference does it make? nobody watches that crap anyway…..celebrating retards, their only contribution is to feel superior to everyone else…….