Former NBA Player Baron Davis Claims He Was Abducted by Aliens: ‘These crazy looking people – half human, half ugly-looking mother f—–s’

Posted by on Jul 12, 2013 at 5:15 pm

Dude, put down the bong.

The former Knicks guard, who traveled with the team often last season despite being injured, told the WestCoastRydaz.com about the incident.

“I was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago,” Davis said.

When probed for details, he explained he was driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in the early morning recently and this is what happened:

“I see this light and it’s a big a—truck. And I said, oh f—- this is going to be traffic,” Davis said. :Driving, driving and the next thing you know there’s a steel thing and these crazy looking people – half human, half ugly-looking mother f—–s.

“They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montabello dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 o’clock in the morning.”

Fortunately, Davis is feeling much better since his run-in with the half human, half ugly-looking mother f—–s.

”I don’t think it was an abduction cause now I am sharper and s—t. I am retaining information,” Davis said.

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2 Responses to “Former NBA Player Baron Davis Claims He Was Abducted by Aliens: ‘These crazy looking people – half human, half ugly-looking mother f—–s’”

  1. finebammer on 12/12/13 at 5:23 pm

    this could have been the source of the bright light that flashed asiana flight 214 pilot ho lee sit.

  2. it's those darn kids. on 13/13/13 at 2:39 pm

    I like this. We need more NBA players coming out…..as alien abductees.