Famed Diplomat Dennis Rodman Booted From Manhattan Bar: ‘He wouldn’t leave, and he wouldn’t let anyone talk to him about shutting up’

Posted by on Mar 05, 2013 at 7:55 am
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His most recent 15 minutes are just about up. After regaling George Stephanaopoulos about what a great guy the deranged Kim Jong Un is the former basketball star did what he does best Sunday: Got slobbering drunk and belligerent.

Remind us again why anyone pays this clown any attention.

“He was at the bar at Serafina for three hours,” says a spy. “He kept saying what a nice guy Kim is, and how Kim just wants to talk to President Obama about basketball. He was waving around a signed copy of the dictator’s huge manifesto, telling everyone they should read it.”

Added the witness, “Dennis was making a total jerk of himself. He wouldn’t leave, and he wouldn’t let anyone talk to him about shutting up, or what an oppressive country North Korea is. Eventually he had to leave the bar because the bartender was starting to get [bleep]ed-off.”

Rodman, who visited the Communist leader with members of the Harlem Globetrotters for an HBO series produced by VICE television, finally did leave the hotel. While the wacky former NBA star is a regular there, sources tell us staff are fed up with his attention-grabbing antics.

“He’s always a problem,” one insider told us. “He is loud and does weird stuff. Like, he’ll come down to the front desk in his bathrobe in the middle of the night and make demands that people have to run to the store for him. He’s belligerent about it. I thought he was just on TV getting sober?”

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One Response to “Famed Diplomat Dennis Rodman Booted From Manhattan Bar: ‘He wouldn’t leave, and he wouldn’t let anyone talk to him about shutting up’”

  1. Snake Oil Baron on 5/05/13 at 4:16 pm

    Sobriety doesn’t bring sanity. But then hanging out in bars blathering about super-cool totalitarians doesn’t make it sound like dealing with sobriety is an issue for him yet.