Egypt Prime Minister: Women’s Unclean Breasts Cause Diarrhea

Posted by on Feb 06, 2013 at 8:07 am

Whatever you do don’t dare criticize this lunatic. That would be Islamophobic or something.

The inability of women in rural Egypt to clean their breasts is causing a diarrhoea epidemic, according to the country’s Prime Minister Hisham Qandil.

Qandil was speaking about the spate of recent epidemics in Egypt’s rural communities. During the address, he said he had witnessed children suffering from diarrhoea immediately after they have been breastfed because their mothers were unable to clean themselves probably.

He added that many women in rural Egypt don’t even bother to clean their breasts at all before feeding their toddlers.

Qandil made his remarks during an address at a cabinet meeting. Women members present were noticeably uncomfortable  as Qandil made the comments.

Qandil previously caused widespread anger by offering a bizarre solution to Egypt’s power crisis. He urged the Egyptians to wear cotton clothes and gather in a single room to conserve power.

Better yet, just live in a cave like this dude. I can already see some Democrats calling for more aid to Egypt so women can clean their breasts.

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9 Responses to “Egypt Prime Minister: Women’s Unclean Breasts Cause Diarrhea”

  1. Robin on 6/06/13 at 9:17 am

    And this is surprising? There’s no plague or problem in the Islamic world that doesn’t originate with women. Locusts? Women. Drought? Women. Rape? Obviously the women! Men can’t resist the evil temptresses! Diarrhea? Totes the ladies’ fault. It’s so obvious. I’m positive it has nothing to do with their habit of using their hands for T.P.

  2. Mickey Morgan on 6/06/13 at 11:48 am

    It looks as though a nice, long soapy shower is in order.
    Video proof is required under Sharia law, really, I looked it up.

  3. skh.pcola on 6/06/13 at 12:05 pm

    Moslums are retarded. Socially, religiously, mentally retarded. Their filthy countries and peoples haven’t progressed into civilization in at least 500 years and they are incapable of understanding modernity. People hate what they fear, and the trash of Islum hate civilization.

  4. Raving Lunatic on 6/06/13 at 12:29 pm

    A more positive way to look at it would be “Women’s Unclean Breasts Cure Constipation”, you know the Middle East, gotta go all negative about everything…

  5. Stewed Hamm on 6/06/13 at 12:49 pm

    And these are the MENSA scholars that we’ve entrusted with F-16s and Abrams tanks? … nothing bad could ever possibly come from this.