Drunken Pants-less Woman Flees Accident Scene on a Toy Truck

Posted by on Mar 06, 2013 at 1:21 pm

As you can imagine she didn’t get too far.

A half-naked DUI suspect tried to flee the scene of a car crash in a child’s toy truck, police said.

Jamie Craft, 28, was not wearing any pants when she hopped on board the battery-powered toy truck — which has a top speed of just 5 mph — to make her escape.

Her attempted getaway came moments after she allegedly slammed her Pontiac Grand Am into the side of a trailer home in Jonesboro, Ark., on Tuesday.

Cops gave chase — on foot — and arrested her within minutes.

KTLA reports she had a blood alcohol level of 0.217 — three times the legal limit in the state.

She looks great for a .217, huh?
H/T. Definitely Mother-of-the-Year material, wouldn’t you say?


3 Responses to “Drunken Pants-less Woman Flees Accident Scene on a Toy Truck”

  1. Blue Hen on 6/06/13 at 2:36 pm

    Ace of Spades is in mourning today, as one of the Moronettes is currently in custody………