As you can imagine she didn’t get too far.
A half-naked DUI suspect tried to flee the scene of a car crash in a child’s toy truck, police said.
Jamie Craft, 28, was not wearing any pants when she hopped on board the battery-powered toy truck — which has a top speed of just 5 mph — to make her escape.
Her attempted getaway came moments after she allegedly slammed her Pontiac Grand Am into the side of a trailer home in Jonesboro, Ark., on Tuesday.
Cops gave chase — on foot — and arrested her within minutes.
KTLA reports she had a blood alcohol level of 0.217 — three times the legal limit in the state.