Dorktastic: Bloomberg and Cuomo Go Whitewater Rafting

Posted by on Jul 23, 2013 at 7:08 am

It’s times like this when you eschew the media and just go do your outdoor activities out of the public eye. But these lefty pols just can’t help themselves since they crave attention like most humans crave air. So then you end up looking like complete tools.



Don’t worry, New Yorkers. We’re in charge — really!

Mayor Bloomberg and Gov. Cuomo channeled their inner mountain men — and showed off their office tans — during a white-water rafting race in the Adirondacks yesterday to promote upstate tourism.

The taxpayers aren’t laughing, however:

The two-day event cost taxpayers about $175,000. But Cuomo said the publicity was “priceless” and brought reporters from as far away as the United Kingdom and Taiwan.

You’re ready for your close-up, Mr. Mayor.




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2 Responses to “Dorktastic: Bloomberg and Cuomo Go Whitewater Rafting”

  1. Marcus on 23/23/13 at 11:25 am

    Oh Dear God in Heaven. Save us.

    Yes, I bet there are thousands for who those two tools are idols. They are now foaming at the mouth to be “just like them” and go whitewater rafting upstate. I’ll bet they are lighting up the NY Tourism Bureau lines.

    Too bad some bears didn’t make an appearance. Or maybe those hillbillies from Deliverance.