Cost-Conscious, Budget-Cutting White House Already Planning Moochelle’s 50th Birthday Bash 10 Months in Advance

Posted by on Mar 11, 2013 at 7:55 am

Never too early to line up the tush-kissers. But whatever they do, please do not allow any fried foods or there’ll be hell to pay. Well, for the guests anyway. We’re sure Mooch will get a tray of fries she can shovel into her piehole.

Anyway, America’s First Freeloader’s 50th birthday is next January but organizers are already in overdrive lining up the guests for the star-studded celebration.

The Daily Mail’s message to Michelle Obama: Dude, you’re getting Adele.

The White House may have ended tours for Americans, but they’re rolling out the red carpet for the “Rolling in the Deep” singer, the British newspaper reports. The Mail says the 24-year-old will perform at Michelle’s 50th birthday party at the White House on Jan. 17 of next year.

Adele will be joining Beyonce, who performed at the Super Bowl halftime show as part of her preparation for celebrating halftime in Michelle’s life.

“America’s first lady will be holding a huge celebrity-packed party for her birthday at the White House next year and, as she adores Adele and Beyonce, she has asked them both to sing,” a source tells the Mail. “Adele has graciously accepted and waived her usual fee for the high-profile private performance. She will sing a selection of her most-loved hits for the first lady and her friends.”

The British royals blush at such excess.


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4 Responses to “Cost-Conscious, Budget-Cutting White House Already Planning Moochelle’s 50th Birthday Bash 10 Months in Advance”

  1. Blue Hen on 11/11/13 at 10:32 am

    “Ah, but justice, she is a fickle thing.
    There’s one law for the common man, another for the king. And don’t you know, when kings don’t win the game,
    It won’t be long till all the rules are changed.
    And it’s all justified, when you’re on the winning side.”

    This is now beyond sickening.

  2. Matt on 11/11/13 at 10:58 am

    No White House tours but we’ll still be paying for Queen Michelle’s 28 staffers, the full time “chief of staff” for Bo, an executive chef, god only knows how many servants and hey, now we’re (meaning the entire country) is going to throw Queen Michelle a celebrity studded birthday bash.

    While unemployment is hovering around 8% and the country’s economy is tanking, they’re throwing huge birthday bashes, vacationing and playing golf. Its almost like the people in the White House are completely out of touch with the rest of the country. How King Food Stamp’s approval rating is above 50% is a constant question for me.

  3. Vic Kelley on 11/11/13 at 1:55 pm

    The British royals may blush at such excess but mi’chelle robinson obama is Chicago royalty and for them it’s “dis is how we dooooooo it.”

    I am sad to read that we’ll have to wait 10 months to make fun of her 50th birthday. I mean birfday. Coloreds have birfdays not birthdays.