Never too early to line up the tush-kissers. But whatever they do, please do not allow any fried foods or there’ll be hell to pay. Well, for the guests anyway. We’re sure Mooch will get a tray of fries she can shovel into her piehole.
Anyway, America’s First Freeloader’s 50th birthday is next January but organizers are already in overdrive lining up the guests for the star-studded celebration.
The Daily Mail’s message to Michelle Obama: Dude, you’re getting Adele.
The White House may have ended tours for Americans, but they’re rolling out the red carpet for the “Rolling in the Deep” singer, the British newspaper reports. The Mail says the 24-year-old will perform at Michelle’s 50th birthday party at the White House on Jan. 17 of next year.
Adele will be joining Beyonce, who performed at the Super Bowl halftime show as part of her preparation for celebrating halftime in Michelle’s life.
“America’s first lady will be holding a huge celebrity-packed party for her birthday at the White House next year and, as she adores Adele and Beyonce, she has asked them both to sing,” a source tells the Mail. “Adele has graciously accepted and waived her usual fee for the high-profile private performance. She will sing a selection of her most-loved hits for the first lady and her friends.”
The British royals blush at such excess.