For five large let’s hope she has the decency to shave her armpits in advance.
Question: What would you pay to have your photo taken with first lady Michelle Obama, she of the ripped arms and healthy diet?
Healthy diet? Really? Every time I see this woman she’s shoveling a truckload of fries and cheeseburgers down her pie hole.
If you said 5 grand, well, you’re in the ballpark, because the First Spouse is headed to Boston next month to do a parade of grip-and-grins with local Demmies, Obama-ophiles, fitness freaks, Dougie aficionados and anyone else who can pony up the dough.
“I’ve been asked to be on the committee to gather women (men too) to come and hear, see and get a sense of this amazing lady,” wrote Brookline Democratic activist Diane Gallagher in a letter to Mish fans.
Amazing? Geez, woman, you might want to load up on the Chapstick before you kiss her fat ass.
The first lady is doing two events in town, a panel discussion with representatives from the left-leaning Emily’s List, NARAL and the National Latina Institute for Reproductive Health at the Institute of Contemporary Art on March 9. A ticket to that event can be had for the bargain basement price of $500.
The can’t even call a liberal group liberal. It’s merely “left leaning” or something. You ever notice how you never see “right leaning” when conservatives are mentioned.