Video Gold: Thistle, The Extended Meltdown

Posted by on Jun 20, 2012 at 7:10 am

You may remember this creature named “Thistle” from the post-recall aftermath in Wisconsin a couple of weeks ago. Well, now there’s an extended video clip. Over seven minutes of side-splitting hilarity from this nutcase someone has labeled Pippi Bongstocking.

More  here. Via the Maciver Institute.

You know what I mean? You ask me what’s next? I don’t know! I’m sad. I’m really depressed. I hardly–I didn’t even want to come out here, because I knew that the Solidarity Singalong would just be singing and not, you know, going up to the offices of the politicians and saying, “Hey, um, you called, uh, the end of the, the recall last night–you conceded, when all the votes weren’t even in.”

Here’s hoping Thistle hits the campaign trail with Obama.



30 Responses to “Video Gold: Thistle, The Extended Meltdown”

  1. Finbar on 20/20/12 at 8:00 am

    I had to quit watching around the 30 second mark to watch my pot boil. It was much more interesting.

  2. Blue Hen on 20/20/12 at 8:41 am

    Anyone remember judge Klovenhoofer who tried to get on the Wisconsin Supremem Court? I think that these two may be related.

  3. Dang on 20/20/12 at 9:50 am

    “Anarchist screams for larger government.”

    We give far too much exposure and attention to the mentally ill these days.

    But I will watch it if she cries. Does she?

  4. David Gillies on 20/20/12 at 10:21 am

    As I pointed out on the earlier post about dear, brain-damaged Thistle, after the polls have closed is when all the votes are in. You see, Thistle, sweetie, they may not all have been counted, but they have all been cast. This isn’t like Florida in 2000, where the networks called it for Gore before polls closed. You might – might – have had a point in that case. But not here. As Omar Khayyam put it, “The moving finger writes, and having writ/Moves on; nor all thy mewling crybaby liberal tantrums/Shall lure it back to cancel half a line.”

  5. Father Confessor on 20/20/12 at 10:57 am

    You know, she does make some very good points. The problem is the crazy, wild-eyed, arm-waving delivery.

    I’d hit it.

  6. Gunslinger on 20/20/12 at 12:54 pm

    I’m pretty darn turned-on by her “Hospital Gown” chic. I’m not sure anything else could have helped make the impact that she does.

    I bet she has one of those stylish canvas coats with the sleeves in the back too!

  7. CozMark on 20/20/12 at 12:58 pm

    It’s hard to be an anarchist in America when you’re advocating for a larger, more expensive government.

    This is how people respond when they start to realize that there is some cognitive dissonance going on.

    I’d enjoy seeing her when she realizes that she’s been used as a useful idiot by anarchists and communists, simultaneously.

  8. MLCross on 20/20/12 at 1:58 pm

    “Sit on my couch eating McDonalds and watching TV”.

    My god. That’s brilliant!

    I am totally going to do that this weekend.

    Thanks, Thistle!

  9. SouthTexas on 20/20/12 at 3:20 pm

    Seven and a half minutes and she didn’t say anything, she has a future in politics.

  10. jedi100 on 20/20/12 at 10:55 pm

    Someone sent me this link, so I’m not really familiar with this web site, but a quick perusal tells me it on the conservative side.

    But what if you took her video totally out of context to any political alignment?

    She has some good comments, lots of energy, thinks government and media are out of control and that we need to be organized against these evils.

    As a conservative / tea partier, that’s sounding pretty good to me. Sounds like she is further from the libtards and big government than she is from the other side.

  11. rich b on 21/21/12 at 5:20 am

    I got as as far as 1:37 and I could stand no more. Look at it like this – she’s a wonderful recruiting tool for Conservatism. Other than that she will live and die pretty much in obscurity and subsequently be forgotten.

    You just got your fifteen minutes of fame Thistle. Now say bye bye.

  12. Sahib on 21/21/12 at 4:49 pm

    Went out with a girl like that (without the cool doo) in college (once). Watching this gave me hideous flashbacks.

  13. Fiftycal on 22/22/12 at 6:14 pm

    Go get another tat honey. And then organize “anarchists for bigger government”. HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA What a LOON! But it was “BEAUTIFUL, SPONTAEOUS AND THERE WAS A LOT OF ENERGY OUT THERE LAST NIGHT”. Yah and the energy kicked your ass.

  14. Anson Mitchell on 27/27/12 at 11:20 am

    Poor, poor Thistle.

    This is what liberalism in America has become. And while it was always a loser ideology, seeing this deluded and denuded woman tells me how quickly liberalism is dying.