The “Romantic” Obama: Sitting Around Smoking in a Sarong

Posted by on May 03, 2012 at 8:05 am

Dude sounds like such a ladies man.

In a series of diary entries from one of his lovers here in the Big Apple, a never-before-seen side of the now-guarded president is revealed — with descriptions of his “sexual warmth” and his penchant for lounging at home in a sarong.

A sarong? Really? But hey, don’t go calling him a metrosexual or anything.
She talked about how Obama walked around his bedroom bare-chested, dressed in a blue and white sarong while working on a New York Times crossword puzzle.

“I open the door that Barack keeps closed to his room and enter in a warm, private space pervaded by a mixture of smells that so strongly speak of his presence, his liveliness, his habits — running sweat, Brut spray deodorant, smoking, eating raisins, sleeping, breathing,” Cook wrote.

Obama and Cook would date for a year. He was 22 and she was 25 when they met.

Cook said when she told Obama she loved him, he responded: “Thank you.”

How romantic.

 

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6 Responses to “The “Romantic” Obama: Sitting Around Smoking in a Sarong”

  1. sdog on 3/03/12 at 9:04 am

    “a mixture of smells that so strongly speak of his presence, his liveliness, his habits — running sweat, Brut spray deodorant, smoking, eating raisins, sleeping, breathing”

    Brut, sweat… and raisins?

    Scent of a POTUS.

  2. Blue Hen on 3/03/12 at 1:39 pm

    Dear Politico,

    I never thought that I would be writing to you, but I once had an encounter with a compressed/composite person that I felt I must share with your readers…….

    Ye gods.

  3. Cripes Suzette on 3/03/12 at 1:47 pm

    I’d have to drink the bottle of Brut before I could be attracted to a skinny bag of bones in a sarong.

    (note to self: submission for OED new words of 2012: Brut
    Goggles.)

  4. Bum on 3/03/12 at 3:31 pm

    Brute is disgusting, I smelled it once after it was given to me as a Christmas gift and it went right in the garbage.

    It smelled like one of those Pine-Tree Shaped Car-Air Fresheners.

    So he went from eating Dog to Raisins to Arugula. Unreal.

    This kook should have been vetted the first time.

  5. Michael on 3/03/12 at 3:36 pm

    I once had a composite named Mary Palmer,
    she had 5 sisters and I did all of them,
    All I needed was a bottle of Jergens Lotion
    and I had all these women dancing in my mind…..

    Can this guy be any more of a phony?