Sasha Obama Asks Father Why He Was Acting Like Such A Pussy During Debate

Posted by on Oct 04, 2012 at 3:07 pm
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Following last night’s nationally televised presidential debate, President Barack Obama’s 11-year-old daughter Sasha reportedly asked her father why he was “acting like such a goddamned pussy up there.” “Daddy, how come you were being such a little bitch?” asked the sixth-grader, who told the president she was “genuinely worried” that maybe somebody had “cut Daddy’s balls off” right before he took the stage. “What happened, Dad? Were you on your period or something? Maybe the next time you’re in front of the entire country for an hour and a half you should try not letting another man spank you on the ass like that.”

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5 Responses to “Sasha Obama Asks Father Why He Was Acting Like Such A Pussy During Debate”

  1. lyle on 5/05/12 at 12:24 pm

    “Kind of funny”? I think it’s hysterical. But then, I’m a knuckle-dragging troglodyte conservative wingnut.

  2. Louise on 6/06/12 at 10:23 pm

    I am NOT an Obama supporter, but as the mother of two daughters, I find the “Onion” article offensive. No one should put such raunchy, vulgar language into the mouths of a young lady, even satirically. The same thing could have been accomplished without making a pre-teen sound like a street thug. I realize that JWF is just printing what the “Onion” satire said, but it is STILL offensive.

    Sometimes the best thing to do with something like this is to completely ignore it. JWF – in this case you should take this advice!