Rush Limbaugh Apologizes to Famed Slut

Posted by on Mar 03, 2012 at 5:36 pm

The great national crisis of our time may soon be over.

I think it is absolutely absurd that during these very serious political times, we are discussing personal sexual recreational activities before members of Congress. I personally do not agree that American citizens should pay for these social activities. What happened to personal responsibility and accountability? Where do we draw the line? If this is accepted as the norm, what will follow? Will we be debating if taxpayers should pay for new sneakers for all students that are interested in running to keep fit?In my monologue, I posited that it is not our business whatsoever to know what is going on in anyone’s bedroom nor do I think it is a topic that should reach a Presidential level.

My choice of words was not the best, and in the attempt to be humorous, I created a national stir. I sincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke for the insulting word choices.

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11 Responses to “Rush Limbaugh Apologizes to Famed Slut”

  1. canusee on 3/03/12 at 7:51 pm

    So disappointed Rush apologized. He is losing his class. There is nothing to apologize about. Typically sex 11 times a day, every day of the year is………?????? Borrowed from the comment section of another post:

    “And who has sex 11 times a day? “In her tirade against male hegemony a couple of days ago she claimed that her birth control will cost her $3,000 for her three years of law school. A month of birth control pills cost $9 at Walmart/$108 a year and $324 for her stay at Georgetown. If she is paying $3,000 only for the pills, she will be ready for a good job with the profligate spending federal bureaucracy after graduation Well, maybe she uses condoms. Average cost of a condom is 25¢. That would give her 12,000 condoms, 4,000 a year, 11 a day.”

    This military wife has a good mouthful to say on this, http://lucyemersonblog.wordpress.com/2012/03/02/obama-favors-students-getting-paid-to-screw-while-screwing-over-troops/

  2. Your Number on 4/04/12 at 1:32 am

    Limbaugh “apologized” for the same reason that Republicans always “apologize.” He was on the brink of losing a lot of money, which is the only thing that he or any other Republican has ever worshipped.

  3. Mrs. Right on 4/04/12 at 3:23 pm

    So… when will Bill Maher apologize to Sarah Palin for calling her a c*nt??

  4. Your Number on 4/04/12 at 9:34 pm

    If your reaction to all of this is to point at some liberal’s similar sins, the message you’re really sending, whether you know it or not, is that you don’t really object to this sort of thing, but are playing a game of “let’s see who gets caught.”

    The insults don’t cancel each other out. They multiply, and cause the public to become disgusted in an equal-opportunity way. That’s what you want? Well, then you’ve succeeded.

  5. Blue Hen on 5/05/12 at 9:37 am

    cause the public to become disgusted in an equal-opportunity way. That’s what you want? Well, then you’ve succeeded.

    Oh gee, you’re interested in what we “want’? Okay, here goes. We’d like you to show a shred of interest in the words your dear leader uses as well as his sources of funding (ex: Maher). Thus far, you’ve shown none. Indeed, your republicans love only money kinda goes along the same lines. But again, when a leftist does it, it’s downright upright.

  6. Your Number on 5/05/12 at 2:04 pm

    “We’d like you to show a shred of interest in the words your dear leader uses as well as his sources of funding (ex: Maher).”

    And who is this so-called dear leader you speak of? Are you talking about Barack Obama the president of the United States who you hate for being black? That dear leader? You know, the one who will be re-elected this year because your field consists of a polygamist, a Mormon who changes positions more often than a restless sleeper, a closet homosexual in a sweater vest, any E.T.’s funny uncle?

  7. NateDogg614 on 6/06/12 at 9:33 am

    Well, by the liberals OWN STANDARD, the apology should be enough and we can all move on. Nothing more to see here. Slip of the tounge and he apologied for it. End of story.

    Of course, because there is a blatant double standard, the liberals will try to milk this for everything they can and the apology will never be enough.

  8. Blue Hen on 6/06/12 at 10:01 am

    Are you talking about Barack Obama the president of the United States who you hate for being black? That dear leader? You know, the one who will be re-elected this year because your field consists of a polygamist, a Mormon who changes positions more often than a restless sleeper, a closet homosexual in a sweater vest, any E.T.’s funny uncle?

    Nice. You play the race card with no proof and then proceed to hate on someone else for the crime of being a mormon. And then you accuse some else of being gay, again with no proof. And you use it as a pejorative. Yeah, you’re Mr. civility. Stay classy.